a furry snake that chews on Bunnies. it is the only thing capable of standing up to a cat. this fuzzy rodent can scratch you from 200ft away. if you crouch and hold some cooked salmon to it you can tame it within 3-6 tries. once tamed it will show floating hearts. but be careful. alligators chew on people.
small child: oh my frickity frakin' crap! an alligator!
fuzzy friend: hello my child, come closer...
small child: ok
and they lived happily ever after.
fuzzy friend: hello my child, come closer...
small child: ok
and they lived happily ever after.
by Randomchao5 November 13, 2019
Get the Alligatormug. When you pull out of a girl who is laying prone as you are having sex with her, you cum on your stomach and chest. She lays there until it dries then she picks it off and eats it like potato chips.
by PEEGARGLER September 13, 2025
Get the Russian Alligatormug.
Get the Alligentmug. The legendary creature that is a cross between an alligator and a pear, legends say that it walks the earth destroying everything in its path.
It is also another name for avocado.
It is also another name for avocado.
A:the alligator pear has arrived! we are all going to die!
B:What the fuck are you talking about? It's just an avocado
B:What the fuck are you talking about? It's just an avocado
by ZIMBABUE April 25, 2024
Get the Alligator pearmug. A shack or shanty, sometimes an abandoned house, car, van, lean too, etc, commonly found in the woods, and is likely to be infested or at one time was infested with alligators.
Lets take the two sluts to the alligator fuck shack, because my parents are home. Lets take the lot lizards to the a.f.s.bc my old lady is at the truckstop diner working.. alligators used to or now fuck in said shack.
by ~_ My_names_Jeff_~ December 21, 2024
Get the Alligator fuck shackmug. by caspertvs October 6, 2015
Get the alligator bellymug. by Anonymous123495598483383838383 June 2, 2018
Get the Alligator wranglermug.