after piss

The glorious urination one engages in shortly after an orgasm. It is said to rival that of intoxicated pissing.

The party last night was amazing. I had, like, fifty beers! This chick even blew me! When she was done, I had to pee like a racehorse, so I staggered into the bathroom, had an after piss, and it was THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.

by pupukachu March 10, 2010

After School Special

The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.

Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"

by J.Tugs July 9, 2011

Afterboner

After sex, that boner that you keep for about a minute or so after. Can lead to zipper problems.

Alyssa gave me an awesome blowjob, but afterwards I hurt myself when my fly got caught on my afterboner.

by soccerfreak5 February 16, 2010

after-ass

When a girl has really awesome anal one night, and in the morning, she has a very very hard time walking.

Hey Julia, how come you aren't coming to the mall?

Tom gave me after-ass...

He gave me after-ass last year. His dick is like 10 inches!

by me5555 October 20, 2011

Tequila After-party

The burning, non solid shit that you get after a long night of drinking tequila and biting limes.

Dude you bought a Handle of Jose Cuervo? I better go buy some more toilet paper for the Tequila after-party taking place in your bathroom tommorow afternoon.

by AGalazka52 September 7, 2009

gettin after it

v. the act of pursuing one's immeadiate goals. it could be anything

Coach Hanratty continued to tell us to get after it.
Bob went over to Sally's house to get after it.

by Abitante March 22, 2005

Everything seems funnier after 2 am

The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.

Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.

by Maha_Vailo March 2, 2012