Catfish account

A fake social media account. Usually has a fake name and a random pic of a half naked female most of the time. When befriend will ask for limes and comments and sometimes will promise nudes for such.

Joe "Bro check out this hot chick's account I think she might like me"
Darien "Dude that a catfish account"

by Anonymous Drex May 10, 2016

accountant

Someone who ditches a major for a different major.

Hi, my name is Jae Park. I used to be a Computer Science major but now I'm an accountant.

by DAT Chanh February 17, 2017

accountant sex

very planned out formalized sex

she wanted to plan out every little detail, it was complete accountant sex my friend, accountant sex

by voodoom August 23, 2006

accountabilibuddy

Someone who holds you account for what you said you would do.

Man my accountabilibuddy is riding my ass - I will never tell him what I am up to again! But then my life is working out because of him...hmmmm

by introleader August 21, 2010

Accounting Major

a college student who's probably a complete nerd and never goes out on weekends. Because of the tough classes they have to take, they're forced to have very little social life if they want to graduate with good grades. However, along with some finance majors, they are the only people in your school's business department that are smart and not complete cocksuckers.

I was in the School of Business building today, and I met these three students. Two of them were a business major and a marketing major, both of which would suck my dick in a second if it helped them get ahead. But the third guy was an accounting major, who was kinda nerdy but he was really awesome.

by TheAmazingNEZ January 6, 2011

Accountable

The ethical ideal of being held responsible for your actions.

Trump supporters get big mad when they are held accountable for spreading conspiracy theories, provoking hate crimes, and inciting violence.

by Webster's Other Dictionary January 19, 2021

Accounting

You aren't friends with anyone who works in this part of your company, but everyone you're not friends with seems to work there.

Dave: 'Who are they over there?

You: I think that's Mike and John from accounting.

Dave: No I meant the three in the corner

You: Oh right, yeah that's just Bill, Pete and Brian from accounting.

etc.

by kris atonacis March 8, 2011