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Yovani

a yovani can be anything.
Yovani's are usually bitches that are fake and will do anything to get information out of you.
A person that is usually horseheaded with fake hair that is caused by olive oil. BEWARE. they pretend to be your friends so they can get how you feel about everyone.
Yovani's are stupid idiots that can never get the guy they like and always get the sour. horrible personality. they talk about u all the time but smile in front of ur face FAKE

if u have yovani's near you. WATCH OUT and dont fall for their yovani ways. cuz next thing you kno everyone in school hates u. ur boyfriend will probably leave u to flirt with herr and everywhere wud be filled with horseheaaded non natural hair sluts
see that girl right there. she keeps flirting with my boyfriend and she talks bout u all the time.

what a bitch. she's sucha yovani. i wont fall for her tricks
by UnknownChica April 12, 2008
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Yohana

yohana is a short but not short boy who will soon be getting all the girls
yohana is short
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Yovanni

"Man fuck Jesus he is so gay"-Yovanni
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yovane

A cool kid who is very hot, good at video games, and watches anime. Has lots of friends. A lot of girls like him but he is usually in his own zone so he doesn’t notice them. Long a beautiful eyelashes that girls get jealous of. He’s is very simple and smart. He may not be school smart but is street smart. Everyone likes him.
Me: Bro you’re acting like yovane.

Someone: Who's yovane?
Me: It’s a compliment understand that.
by Yodahomie April 20, 2021
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Yoan

Guy 1: sigh I really need a thinner wallet

Guy 2: Bro my wallet is lit, it’s so slim and fits EVERYTHING without getting bigger
Guy 1: Dude you’re not gonna yoan me into this with your 2 credit cards in there.
Guy 2 pulls out $3000 in 20s and 7 credit cards
Guy 1: What?! And I’ve just been yoaned.
by Mr Pikachu June 24, 2020
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Yoan

Yoan is way better looking than his brother
Yoan is cooler than yahir
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Yohanphobic

Scared/doesn't like anybody who is named "Yohan". All of them suck.
"I am VERY Yohanphobic!" "Omg, me too!"
by Iconsumemothers November 7, 2021
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