wrapping presents

crying while masturbating

"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.

by We are going to hell November 8, 2005

towel wrapper

A derogatory word used to describe someone who wears a turban.
This person is usually of Middle Eastern descent.

Go back to Iraq you towel wrapper!

by jnando January 27, 2006

Wrapping Legs

Another way of saying, having sex. Usually in the missionary position, when the guy is ontop of the girl and the girl wraps her legs around the guy's weist.

Hey dude I was Wrapping Legs with this girl the other night! It was hot!

by Greasy Taint June 7, 2011

ass wrapper

A short, tight skirt that covers a girls ass like saran wrap.

John: Did you see that shit?

Coach P: Damn...she has that "ass wrapper" on so tight I might need help getting that shit off.

by Coach P July 13, 2006

Sack Wrap

A wrap used to cover one's balls so they don't hit your buddy in a 2 on 1.

Doc made sure to pack his nicest leather sack wrap for Vegas to ensure his big hairy balls didn't touch Matt in a rowdy double team.

by Kip-o-licious March 25, 2010

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC

cheap ass cigars used for rolling marijuana.(vanilla dutch and peach whitie<---good shit)

yo i want some flavor with my blunt tonite, go get a vanilla ducth or a peach whitie.

by ahmed September 11, 2003

reverse wraparound painted seagull twist

A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.

Hey Bill!

Yeah Bob?

I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.

by Peter Pan's Left Nut October 14, 2008