The Wooden Gavel

When you tap the head of your sleeping partner with your erect penis and in an authoritative manner, make a meaningful proclamation.

{thump thump thump}
BITCH! This dick isn't gonna suck itself! This is the Wooden Gavel!

by Alyssatard February 5, 2010

fuel warden

A guy that will give you only 2 options if you dont have enough money to pay for your gas after fueling. Also known as a Wegster. Option 1 is to run or drive away like a bat out of hell and hope to god you dont get caught by a green Mercury Tracer. Option 2 is he will have sex with your wife in front of you and then wait 18 years for your daughter to be born and then have sex with her snagglepuss also. It ends with a hebrew national cockshake or a fruit salad wink with a smile that will make your turds shiver in fear back into your ass basket.

I went and got gas today but forgot my wallet. I realized i had to deal with the law of the fuel warden. I didnt want to spend the money i saved for my whiskey so I left my wife to get a Wegster. I knew shed never experienced a hebrew national, so i figured it was a win, win. Little did i know that this asshole decided to wait 19 years instead of 18 and ate the embryo he first created after the first 4 months and then Wegstered my wife again. He then proceded to wait the typical 18 years to chili dog my daughter.

by papa beast mode September 1, 2011

Time Warden

Someone that is never late, nor will tolerate anyone else being late.

Let's go boys! Your game starts in 32 minutes!
Damn Steve, your mom is such a Time Warden!

by BrendaLynda September 9, 2011

worgen

An anthropomorphic wolf designed by Blizzard to net in furfags, who will play the game to sexually fantasize about said wolves and cyber in the games inns. This in turn, will drive long time fans and customers away and cause normal people to quit playing the game. A worgen, basically, is something designed to turn Warcraft into a furfag utopia.

Wow, did you hear what those worgens were saying in the inn? What a bunch of stinking furfags!

Worgen make me sick, they can yiff in hell I'm quitting my Blizzard subscription.

They officially fucked that game up, with the introduction of worgen that give every furfag an erection.

by poolsclosedduetoebola June 8, 2011

warden

fat old bitch lady who walks around and says "go to the LGRRRR"

fuck the warden is here. i can't do any good shit

by wanker September 18, 2003

swear-wordeo-ology

It is how swear word are replace with a letter to change it's "reputation".

You focker! Shiot! Bastardo!
Look biotch! i'M USING swear-wordeo-ology!

by jvchen7 February 17, 2003

Worgen

Typically known as a low level Wolf Humanoid monster in The World of Warcraft, when spelled backwards it is known as a "Negrow." For those who know this, it is typically used to describe an individual as being lame, retarded and a faggot due to poor in-game performance or mistakes.

Dude, you pulled the wrong mob, you God damn Worgen!

by Escaper January 14, 2008