dick of the week

The unwitting gentleman who ends up in a relationship with a serial monogamist who changes boyfriends so often it's hard to keep up.

OMG! That girl's Facebook page says "in a relationship" for the 3rd time this month. I wonder if that guy knows he's just the dick of the week.

by Beefmaster Matrix February 14, 2015

blah week

A “blah week” is an expression commonly used to describe the condition of one’s life. Someone who is having a “blah week” often shows signs of mild depression, hopelessness, and may have a void in their life. The condition is common to all humans and it is not seen outside the realm of human emotions. (i.e. not seen in the animal kingdom) It is theoretically possible that all humans will suffer from a “blah week” sometime in their lifetime. Individuals suffering from this condition should be presented with ample opportunities to make corrections to their current affairs. Remedies include; gift giving with the intent to cheer the patient up, talking with the individual to find the cause of the “blah week,” removing negative stimuli which reinforces the condition, and if all else fails, the individual can be left alone until a self-evaluation is completed and he or she takes corrective action on their own.

"How's it going Jennifer?" "Eh, its been a blah week."

by hopscotchbooger April 19, 2010

Dare Week

A full week of pure fuckery. Usually done the week before a party, a group of friends must come up with a new dare every day of the week for each individual. If the person declines the dare or fails, the group decides on a punishment.

Bro, let’s do a dare week before the party this Friday.

by Kegsmasher69 January 15, 2019

Zard week

A week to celebrate zard

cool its zard week now

by Iamzard July 18, 2021

Satan's Week

When a female is on her period.

EX: Rachel told her boyfriend she couldn't have sex due to Satan's Week.

by RU$$IANMAFIA April 22, 2020

Finals week

Finals week is the worst week to be alive. the entire week itself with make you want to kys. You always are late to finish all of your work and are crying because you know you are way too sped to get into high school. After you finish all of your finals you will be so fucking happy than getting a damn C

why does this week suck so much?
It's cause it's Finals week
God damnit!

by i want to kms May 19, 2022

Caitlin Weeks

a short ginger

oh look it’s a leprechaun, oh wait nvm it’s just Caitlin Weeks

by Amanda hate club November 23, 2021