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Webbed fingers

When you sneeze into your hand and it gives you webbed fingers
"I sneezed and gave myself webbed fingers"
by Undertaker sann July 22, 2017
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Web Jocky

A person who entertains others with their web searching skills.
Every time I am over Tim's place he shows people the funniest videos on YouTube, he is such a Web Jocky!
by D-Link July 13, 2009
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Web Gremlin

A type of person usually in their early teens that spend unusual amounts of unsupervised time on the internet, often being annoying or stupid in places like discord servers, reddit threads, or twitter replies.
guy 1: you seen what that Vuz guy’s been saying in the server?

guy 2: yeah, he’s a real web gremlin
by WUDICTIONARY July 30, 2021
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Flappy web

An old woman's vagina
Elderly pussy
Ex. Damn I pounded a flappy web yesterday.
Ex 2. Bro did you see the party yesterday? There was so many flapy webs.
by Enlightened_Frog420 December 16, 2019
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web site

a place where people go
by shoeless joe July 15, 2003
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Web-locking

Doing non-work related activities while on the clock.
I fired my worthless employee, when I caught him web-locking on the cnn homepage.
by Third Floor Productions December 13, 2008
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web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler
person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs
by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020
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