Every time I am over Tim's place he shows people the funniest videos on YouTube, he is such a Web Jocky!
by D-Link July 14, 2009
by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009
Web Schizo refers to a condition where a person becomes mentally disoriented or overwhelmed due to excessive exposure to the vast and chaotic information on the internet. It symbolizes the struggle of individuals trying to navigate the ever-expanding virtual world, resulting in a sense of confusion and fragmentation. People calling themselves "Web Schizos" are often diagnosed with some type of schizophrenia, however, the term "Web Schizo" is not based on any medical diagnosis and is primarily used in casual conversations to describe behavior related to excessive internet usage.
by P0lybius July 30, 2023
A dog web is a clump of fur that has built up on the floor or surfaces, like cobwebs but made of dog hair.
by Neliverrrr August 12, 2023
A type of person usually in their early teens that spend unusual amounts of unsupervised time on the internet, often being annoying or stupid in places like discord servers, reddit threads, or twitter replies.
by WUDICTIONARY July 30, 2021
Any siblings or half siblings to you or anyone else in a sibling web. May or may not be related to you.
He's not my brother or half brother, but we are in a sibling web.
by Lexus14blacklist July 01, 2015
condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way
Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.
by bandospook March 12, 2012