pimp the web

making money online, being your own boss by legally making cash online
i learned how to make money on amazon from pimptheweb.com now i totally pimp the web, i'm self employed
by 1800loco November 24, 2017
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web authoring

Getting the entire internet and shoving it up your arse
I was gonna go out with her more but it turns out she was into web authoring.
by Pawahits June 21, 2017
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Doing a Web

Talking the talk but now walking the walk
Webster2001: Im the biggest baddest motherfucker in all of TORN
Literally anyone: You doing elim?
Webster2001: Ooh no, focusing on my stats
*Doing a Web*
by Sinspawn70 September 05, 2020
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web challenged

The term is meant for individuals who are less than knowledgeable and less than savvy in regard to all things surrounding the internet world.

This would include (but not limited to) navigating the World Wide Web, social media, using email, logging into accounts, how blogs work, or anything associated with web sites/pages.

The challenge occurs when one is trying to manage these various platforms without success due to the learning curve involved.

Not fully understanding how the web works may be due to lack of desire, time spent learning or interest in general.
I must be web challenged this is the fifth time I've tried to update my site.
by AllBiz June 13, 2014
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Web Jocky

A person who entertains others with their web searching skills.
Every time I am over Tim's place he shows people the funniest videos on YouTube, he is such a Web Jocky!
by D-Link July 14, 2009
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Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet
"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."
by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009
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Web Schizo

Web Schizo refers to a condition where a person becomes mentally disoriented or overwhelmed due to excessive exposure to the vast and chaotic information on the internet. It symbolizes the struggle of individuals trying to navigate the ever-expanding virtual world, resulting in a sense of confusion and fragmentation. People calling themselves "Web Schizos" are often diagnosed with some type of schizophrenia, however, the term "Web Schizo" is not based on any medical diagnosis and is primarily used in casual conversations to describe behavior related to excessive internet usage.
"Hey dude, i checked out your Twitter account last night, you are a total Web Schizo lol.
by P0lybius July 30, 2023
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