Watching Paint Dry

Internet slang for staring at your download progress bar or watching download speeds fluctuate.

Man sits there slumped over staring at a computer screen watching each file segment's progress on utorrent hoping somehow his DVD rip of the Dark Knight from aXXo will download faster because he's willing it to happen.

Friend walks in and asks. "looking at porn??"

Man replies "no, just watching paint dry"

Friend says "really should be looking at porn."

by LashedOut2k March 26, 2009

Watch iZombie

When someone asks you what you or another is doing and you answer with "I'm/he's/she's watching iZombie" meaning that person is watching Porn

I'm going to the restroom to watch iZombie.

by T.V Master December 30, 2016

Watch Out

The Ghetto Version of 'Excuse me'.
Used when someone is in your way but you don't want to sound like a jackass by saying "Excuse me" or "Pardon me".

Better than saying GTFOMW
(Get the f*** outta my way)

J >Standing in front of D's locker<
D : Watch Out, J.
J >Moves out of the way<
D >Retrieves item from locker<
J >Returns to spot in front of locker<

by DD V. 2 August 3, 2007

binge-watching

The process of watching Netflix for several hours straight without ever looking away.

Martha forgot to eat again because she was to busy binge-watching Netflix

by l!ndsey123456 September 20, 2016

Watchdogs

The game that completely stole the show at E3.

It is about a badass super hacker that has access to everyone's personal information and uses it to fuck up some serious shit.

In a nutshell possibly the best game that is going come out in 2012.

BREAKING NEWS: Because of the awesomeness that is watchdogs, everyone that has seen the trailer has exploded with happiness.

by Yazzoo26 December 13, 2012

willy watcher

A man that stands next to you in the gents toilets and spends all the time eyeing up yer wood

You:I was in the toilets and Tom came in and stared at my penis.
Friend:Didn't you know he waas a Willy watcher

by Geordie Boy October 14, 2003

The Watchmen

1. Erroneous title for the seminal 1985 comic series and currently unreleased movie Watchmen.It is common for the press, non fans or new fans to misname the title. Making the mistake triggers a massive bombardment of corrections and sometimes insults by fanatical devotees of the story.
2. Vigilantes/dictators; unregulated and unchallenged positions of authority.

1. "Fans of the the obscure comic series and co-creator Alan Moore "The Watchmen" about a superhero team claim that the comic is unfilmable"

"Comment: THERE IS NO "THE". THE WATCHMEN ARE NOT A SUPERHERO TEAM. DO SOME RESEARCH YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE!

2. "Who watches the Watchmen?" -Roman Poet Juvenal

by The Amazing AO February 17, 2009