Kanza wasted

The act of getting so drunk you inevitably do something stupid.

Did you see jeff jump from the roof to the pool last night? He was definitely kanza wasted.

by Brozart November 11, 2014

wasted face

The act of being completely drunk. What your face looks like after a long night of shots!

Vanessa:Hey Natalie, something looks different about you..... Did you cut your hair???

Natalie: no, hoe fo sho.... im freakin wasted face!

Vanessa: Lucky!

by nlkatlie September 23, 2007

Wasted

Spending countless hours of your life playing Fallout in a day traveling around the in-game Wasteland.

Friend 1: "Hey, what you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not too much man, just getting wasted right now."
Friend 1: "Yeah, I got super wasted yesterday..."

by droq October 27, 2010

wasted time

What you are creating rn

Jo: Do you ever just go on the urban dictionary for fun??
Sophie: Y would you do that that's just wasted time

by Therearemanyhereamonguswhofeel February 19, 2017

Wasted Sperm

a completely useless good-for-nothing person

YOU WASTED SPERM!!!

by orangecow91 March 6, 2009

wasted call in

When your boss asks you to work on Saturday or Sunday and you come in only to find there isn't any real extra work to do.

Duder 1: "Dude it was hella gay how I came in to work Saturday for like 2.5 hrs. What a fucking waste of my time and gas."

Duder 2: "Yea dude your boss totally used a wasted call in on your ass."

by westfalia January 18, 2010

Wanked

For one too be absolutely and unequivocally mind-fucked. A wanked state of consciousness usually occurs around finals week, when students are reduced to angry twitching wankers.

Wanked can also carry the connotations of being really fucked up on some dank shit.

"Well, I was gonna start studying for my history final but I was way too wanked to pull it off."

"Dude some sticky purp got in last night and i was basically wanked outta my skull"

by Wankaaaaaaaaaa' March 2, 2010