Weiner

the most unfortunate last name on the planet, apparently.

teacher: suzie vincent?
suzie: here
teacher: jeff WEE-ner?
class: haha, wiener!
jeff: it's weiner. pronounced WHY-ner. assholes.

by sammydavisjrjr January 24, 2009

Brian Warner

A.K.A. Marilyn Manson.
Founder/Singer for GREAT band Marilyn Manson. The most misunderstood person in the world. If it wasn't for starting a band and becoming famous Brian would be a dork who is constantly picked on.

kid 1. "you know that brian warner kid"
kid2 " yeah"
kid1 "he's a total fag!!"
kid 2 "Dude that is Marilyn manson!!, he's awesome"
kid1 "oh, didnt know...yeah he is awesome.

--an example of being loved for FAME ONLY.
and not for who you are.

by matt sharp July 16, 2008

the warner

Considered by many to be an urban myth the warner is a mysterious fellow who warns people,who originated in the urban chat room where he/she caused a ruckus by warning members of the chat room for no particular reason. The warner then spread outside the virtual world leaving warnings on walls, even on kitchen floors in the form of dog turd. The warner is particularly feared and worshipped by the mog cult and is often called upon by certain members of the mog family to deter/warn people who offend moggers.

However over time many people have took it upon themselves to act as the warner by warning many people which causes confusion and suspicion amongst the ranks of the mog family, to this date there has been suspicion surrounding certain members of the mog family, in several cases some have even confessed but still the identity of the original warner has never been discovered............

the shiz: all moggers are freaks
ben: What did you just call us?!
ben: I CALL UPON
holly:dont do it!
ben: THE WARNER!!
holly:omg he is coming!
------the shiz has been warned 2 times!
holly: omg, he is here!
ben: the warner!!!

by sid and flo's mogging co. October 5, 2007

Weiner Jacket

Someone who is absurd and/or a butt trumpet.

Tell me who my real father is, or I'll hex you, you weiner jacket.

by headasexual October 16, 2011

walner

A condition in woman where it looks like they are pregnat even though they are not. Mostly found on english teachers, yard duties, and grandmas

Miss Johnson went to get her eraser but her walner got in the way

by Ben Pearce July 29, 2005

Weiner Salad

A name given for anybody that has ever had their athletic cup shattered by a ball put through a pitching machine

"Hey Chaz, did you see Weiner Salad? He asked me for this bag of ice for his nuts"

by John Marano August 30, 2006

weiner slap

the equivalent of a bitch slap, but with a fried pickle or fresh penis

Bee weiner slapped Timmy in the kitchen.

by Man-dog April 11, 2007