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wack wangs

When the massage table is a dude and the other dude lays on top of the dude and starts getting a massage and they're both erect they wack wangs.
by ufuxstepsiblings August 7, 2021
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brain-wacked

1) Emotional: when someone is too overwhelmed to emotionally deal with the information (news) just received

2) Intellectual: when someone is too confused to input or comprehend the information (knowledge) just received (reviewed)
1) Emotional: Jane got brain-wacked when she found out that her boyfriend Dick had slept with Lilith.

2) Intellectual: The CEO was brain-wacked when he read how low the numbers were in the quarterly sales report.
by Torreycat January 26, 2011
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Windy Wacker

The act of placing ones genitals out of a moving vehicles window and letting it flap in the wind to the point of ejaculation
Take the wheel I’m going to give myself a windy wacker
by Windy wackman December 12, 2021
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Wackass Personality Disorder

A person that is suffering from Wackass Personality Disorder has two or more of the following symptoms present for at least a week:
1)Dresses in a matter were none of his or her articles of clothing matches.
2)Listens to music based on how cool it is.
3)Assumed to be homosexual, mainly because of the resemblance of his or her personality attributes to that of a homosexual.
4)Has an admiration for only the things that he or she likes. Everything else sucks.
5)Never crosses his mind that he or she is actually not cool at all and therefore the disorder persists until help is administered.
6)Overwhelmingly self-centered. Other people are perceived to be something less. This could also be a sign of a sociopath.
7)Shows signs of inauthenticity and/or blatant exaggerations. Not original at all. This is usually the first sign of the disorder.
8)Excessively materialistic to the point were items are bought solely for the prestige.
9)Lies about various things in order to hide from the public his or her condition.

Wackass Personality Disorder is a serious disorder of the personality that needs to be treated immediately upon diagnosis. Left untreated, the person suffering from it can have dire consequences leading to a more severe case of Wackass Antisocial Personality Disorder.
Person 1: What's up with the graph paper designed shirt with the pink shorts?
Psychologist: He might be severely suffering from Wackass Personality Disorder. It's a very common disorder nowadays.
by Sevhakop December 17, 2008
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wack ass nigga

niggas who smoke occasionally and say multiple stupid phrases over and over again
by oooff920202 October 30, 2018
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Dilly Wacker

My mom walked in when I was playing with my Dilly Wacker!
by Dingaling11 January 11, 2012
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wacked

1. messed up
2. to be killed by the mafia in a hit
1. That kid is so wacked
2. I heard Mario got wacked last night while he was in his house.
by Jerry September 9, 2003
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