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wtf

not what the fuck-want to fuck
hey baby wtf?

ya i was this total babe last night and she totaly wtf. (past tense form)
by cecelia feathers November 5, 2006
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stands for what the fuck. most people use it in instant messaging or texting
person #1- she bopbogpd
person 2# -wtf did she just say?
by sarah14297 July 4, 2009
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WTF?

1. What Halo/CoD players say when they die in bullshit ways.

2. What girls say in texts to something rediculous (My bad, TXTs. Ok?).

3. What people say when they see their friend addicted to Justin Beiber.

4. One of the most over used acronyms so far.

5. What little kids playing Halo/CoD scream.

6. My dick is going to explode.
(Player 1:) Yo man I'm close to my high score streaks!
(Player 1 gets shot by pistol.)
(Player 1:) WTF? I don't even...
(Player 2:) You must be a virgin, or new to Call of Duty.
by IHitPuberty March 25, 2013
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Wtf***

Prononciation like "what tough"
Straight meanings:

World Trade Footage
World Trade Falsehood
World Trade Fancy
World Trade Fiction
World Trade fabrication
World Trade Fibing
...

1.An elaborate fabricated story on purpose to dissimulate the truth, to misinform listeners or viewers and to mislead them.

2. A lie, a fiction, a falsification of truth.
3. A topass, a boobass, a show-up girl or woman, a bitch
1. Coastello:
"Say Abee, how'bout Jo Mac Cain million followers on Twister?

Abwoat:
"Wtf***, machine collectors 24/24-7/7!"

2. Coastello:
" Ab, guess what? Chelsee wants to commit suicide!?"

Abwoat:
"Wtf***"

3. Abwoat:
"That Chelsee girl... what a Wtf*** she is. No shit, one should train seriously to get to that level of stress without brain failure. She wrote a tweet telling the whole world she saw two alliens with suitcases trying to burglarize her neighbour's house. That she called nine-one-one but not even one showed up."

Coastello:
"Holy Book, she must be a shaïtantologist... did she voted for Hillary Clinton again?Dam bitch!"
by Slangherinthenight August 2, 2009
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wtf

most comminly known as "what the fuck" but nowadays used for "well that's fantastic"
I just got a car

wtf. :D
by Cheeriozzz May 29, 2011
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Wtf?! Omg Microsoft is fucking bullshit!!! Wtf?!
by wtf... i hate microsoft March 21, 2004
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What the fuck? This is my catchphrase. Don't no one take it. :P
Uh...dude...WTF???
by Monotonous Tofu August 17, 2003
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