wood-pus

Wood-pus stands for wooden pussy: a wooden pussy means a floozy, ptretentious, hard to please white girl who doesn't enjoy to have sex.

Mate 1:" Did you hang out with Sabrina?"
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."

by A spaghettione December 14, 2018

Wood rat

When you do hood rat things in the woods

Hey Gerry grab your Ak a shovel and some suds. We got some wood rat things to do.

by Brewhans April 26, 2019

Wood Fist

The act of fisting another man or man like animal, wearing a lumberjack outfit, preferably while holding their dick, dressed in the look of an axe. Wood Shavings are shoved afterwards in the ass, for the other man to pull out, upon waking up.

Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.

Man, my gramp gave me a good Wood Fist last night...
I'm still pulling the shaving's out

by Harrowific July 10, 2019

wood plank

The act of planking on your wood, or boner.

He did an amazing wood plank, almost breaking his penis in the process of the stunt.

by Kilo Tango November 9, 2019

wood glue

cum

that’s a wood glue stain

by cheneycookie December 19, 2019

Wood off

A phrase used to tell someone to go away in a joking and cheeky manner.

A: “Hey can u give me a tenner?”
B: “Wood off!”

by Joleeee January 10, 2020

Wood stomping

The act of stomping on someone's freshly squeezed shitlog

William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".

by b_ranson May 3, 2020