Whooping cough

A disease that is currently plaguing La Salle College High School. Those in charge do not believe that it currently is an issue, but with over 80 students out, the students beg to differ.

Teacher: where is everyone?
Class: they out with whooping cough cause a tool fucked up

by Yeetmymeatdaddy December 17, 2019

whooperup

Victorian slang for a person who is absolutely terrible at singing. This is mostly directed towards a lot of tone-deaf people.

"Get that whooperup belting Celine Dion off the stage! It's our turn to sing 'No Diggity.'"

by Quick-Thicc March 10, 2021

Da Whoop

Going out with the biggest of bangs

charging into the enemy holding a grenade would be da whoop

by Gabel May 28, 2007

Missouri Whooping

The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.

The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.

Brad, "So this fella Harvey was gonna pay my wife to be in a movie. Well it turnt out to be one of them films where he gone touched himself around her"
Edward, "So whatchu do about it?"
Brad, "I gave him a Missouri Whoopin' you best believe it, only cost me a natty light tall boy."

by daboot013 October 12, 2017

Reverse Whoosh

A Reverse Whoosh occurs when someone pretends, as a joke, not to "get" someone else's joke, by satirizing someone correcting the original joke teller. When others, in turn, try to correct and mock the stupidity of the person pretending not to get the original joke - only now in earnest, thereby revealing their own stupidity and lack of humor - they themselves have fallen prey to the old Reverse Whoosh.

guy 1: "......squid pro quo" a pun
guy 2: "Actually, it's "QUID pro quo," not "SQUID." It's Latin." a joke
guy 1 or 3: "whoosh!" i.e., my/his joke went right over your head
guy 2: "reverse whoosh" i.e., no, but mine went over yours

by downtownjohnson October 3, 2019

whoodle

A silly term for a penis, ususlly small.

"Mummy! I can see that man's whoodle!"

by cheesus chrust September 19, 2009

whooha

Noun. Another word for a woman's vagina. Best when wet and waiting for you.

"The best part of waking up,is a wet whooha to help you bust the morning nut."

by Bethany&Kody August 31, 2006