web puppy

A "Web Puppy" is the term for a pet spider.

:Look at all my little web puppy's in their cage!"

"Aww, you have some cute web puppys."

by Spider master January 7, 2023

Web Jiggin'

-The moves you throw down when you walk into a spider web.

Friend: What the heck were you just doing?
You: Just a little web jiggin'.

by Loogis August 3, 2012

Doing a Web

Talking the talk but now walking the walk

Webster2001: Im the biggest baddest motherfucker in all of TORN
Literally anyone: You doing elim?
Webster2001: Ooh no, focusing on my stats
*Doing a Web*

by Sinspawn70 September 5, 2020

Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet

"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."

by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009

Web-locking

Doing non-work related activities while on the clock.

I fired my worthless employee, when I caught him web-locking on the cnn homepage.

by Third Floor Productions December 13, 2008

web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler

person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs

by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020

web authoring

Getting the entire internet and shoving it up your arse

I was gonna go out with her more but it turns out she was into web authoring.

by Pawahits June 20, 2017