visual bug

A bug that nobody has any need/funds/decency to fix, so it's declared "visual", as in "you can see it, but we won't fix it."

"Yes, thank you for finding this bug. Since the bug is clearly visible, it's just a visual bug, and we think that's fine. Is there anything else we can help you with?" -- Tony2555, Customer Support

by aberklar November 21, 2021

visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.

Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.

by Mystery with style May 7, 2015

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

The inability to correctly identify food visually

Andrew "hey, that bangers & mash looks delicious!"

Meg "its pasta, dickhead"

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

by Manny Kin June 6, 2015

Visual PHD

When a person thinks they have a doctorate in a subject because they've seen it on TV or in a movie.

Bill:"Did you know the moon is the size of a quarter?"

Ted:"What are you talking about?"

Bill: "Yeah, I saw it on a documentary on conspiracy theories last night."

Ted:"Oh, you think you've got a Visual PHD..."

by albinorineo August 9, 2010

visual idiot

(1) Someone who sends a message despite the fact that some words are written incorrectly and underlined in red color.

(2) Someone who does not distinguish colors like a daltonist, but also has a problem with distinguishing shapes.

(1) You can call me grammar nazi, but you should correct the words since the browser highlights errors in red. Unless you're visual idiot...

(2) I told you to bring a silver kettle, and instead you brought a red pot. You're visual idiot.

by Lulzy Town April 11, 2020

Visual Distortions

When you're high and you view the world in a different way than when you are sober. Could be you watch a movie and see it in a way you didn't when you were not stoned or you're thinking of something that you know well but see it in a whole different light not that you're baked.

I've got visual distortions

by TheJuicyFruit123 January 2, 2017

mexican visual standoff

The awkwardness of three or more people looking at each other waiting for someone to do or say something

Jay said "What is this a mexican visual standoff?" thus ending the awkwardness.

by Frank David George July 10, 2014