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Viking Firetruck

When you get on all fours, make siren noises, and urinate on your girlfriend in honor of Odin.
"last night I viking firetrucked my girl for Valhalla."
by thatonedeadboy November 27, 2020
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Vibing off

The process of taking your xbox controller, putting it on your genitals, while playing Call of Duty, and holding down the "fire" button.
"Dude what are you doing to that poor xbox controller?"
"I'm vibing off, leave me alone!"
by LoLgatoLover February 29, 2012
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Cutlery viking

synonym for a 'woman'. placing emphasis on the fact she belongs in the kitchen, in a comical fashion, amongst the varying amounts of cutlery contained there.
me: you're a cutlery viking
woman a: oh, what does that mean?
me: it means you belong in the kitchen.
by Women's_rights_101 November 29, 2009
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Vikings with manners

Those thieving Royals are just Vikings with manners.
by atty1chgo May 23, 2007
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Viking Funeral

The act of lighting a clump of toilet paper on fire atop ones excrement in a standard toilet bowl and then flushing the toilet causing a beautiful flaming typhoon. The fire and Log are eventually swallowed by the toilet leaving a last puff of smoke with a strong ancient burning odor.

This act is most often deployed when an individual feels the need to mask the smell of their excrement when the standard pack of matches is not available but a lighter is at hand. The burning toilet paper shows a 76% masking of the odor in most cases vs. 89% for a book of matches. Wooden matches provide an impressive 96% masking.

The second most popular reason for deploying this act is for the sheer proudness an individual may feel about the crap they created. As if it deserved to be sent off in style.
That doodie was so awesome. It was shaped like a C for Chris! I had to give it a Viking Funeral Bro!
by crisp11 November 20, 2010
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Viking Warrior

When a white person is getting bullied or messed with by a person of another race and then winds up going nuts on that person and beats their ass.
Rich : Did you see the video of the black guy who thought he was going to intimidate and beat up the old white guy?

Dan: No. What happened?

Rich: These two guys had words on a bus in Atlantic City and when the black guy decided to make it physical, the old white guy went Viking Warrior on him and beat his ass! It was hysterical!
by Kevin ZZZ February 19, 2010
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Viping

To be V.I.P.. To be as cool as a V.I.P.
Dude! Andy is so viping in those Air Forces! or Man! Vincent is so not viping in those Delta Forces
by imviping777 December 22, 2010
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