Republic of Vietnam

(VIETNAMESE HISTORY) artificial state created by the 1954 Geneva Agreement (to end the First Indochina War). Parties to the agreement were the People's Republic of China, the USSR, and France; the Vietnamese were stuck with an agreement that perpetuated colonial rule over the majority of their population.

ROVN expected to be a clone of Republic of Korea; however, in ROK, there were a lot of nationalist leaders with a broad popular following, whereas in South Vietnam there weren't; instead, Vietnamese loyalties lay with Vietnamese nation created in May 1945 (by the Viet Minh). This had little to do with Communism, and more to do with the fact that there was nothing Vietnamese about the ROVN. It was not a republic, because there was no legitimate system of choosing the ruler, and no accountability to the people. And it wasn't Vietnamese.

Political opponents of the regime were routinely executed.

Eventually, US withdrew its support because there was an irrepressible conflict between the "realists" in the Pentagon, who understood that the approach to the war had to address widespread peonage, and the neoconservatives, who were ideological fanatics. The ROVN instantly collapsed, because it had no base of support left in the Vietnamese population.

The "Republic of Vietnam" was a comic opera creation, with no legitimacy, no law, no legitimacy; no Vietnamese loved it, its army would not fight for it, its generals mainly sought power of money, and the US military was completely deceived by the whole imposture.

by Primus Intra Pares July 25, 2010

Good Morning Vietnam

When someone is passed out usually drunk and wakes up to someone else diarrheaing on their face.

Man, I should kick Carls ass for giving me that Good Morning Vietnam, that was just gross.

by Timmy Techno September 15, 2010

Viet Cong

Rural outlaws whom creep around at night to commit their evil crimes

"Better keep your dogs inside at night, 'cause the Viet Cong have been stealing them lately."

by Waffen SS Soldat January 19, 2013

vietnamese sack wackage

dirty,nasty,foul,kinky,balls flying everywhere,
sexual intercourse.

me and my mans had the nastiest vietnamese sack wackage lastnight.

by rbernoeoeke May 19, 2009

Mr Vietnam

The man who men (usually named Tom) fantasise about constantly

Tom:Wish i could have a bit of that mr vietnam ;)

by Franksy2 May 12, 2009

Vietnamese Roulette

The sexual version of Russian Roulette:

There are six Vietnamese masseuses. Five female, one male.
The contestant is blindfolded and jerked off by one of the six. There is a 1 in 6 chance that the bloke will jerk him off. However, he wont know if its a male or female until after he cums and takes off his blindfold.

Find out you've just cummed to a guy jerking you off it like getting a bullet in your head.

When we played Vietnamese Roulette, the six masseuses stood around the massage table like a six-gun with one round in one chamber. (one male, fives females). They walked around like musical chairs until the contestant said stop. The person standing in front of him got the duty of jerking him off.

by Sonoma Sterling April 3, 2011

vietcent

a cent in vietnamese currency

Guy #1: Dude wtf is that on the floor?
Guy #2: It's a vietcent durrrrrr

by coolgai42893542 May 28, 2009