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velvet noodle

by quagblar March 4, 2007
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Red Velvet

When a guy with a full-fledged beard goes down on a girl on her period.
Dude, everything was great! Including my red velvet (squeeze, squeeze his beard)."drip, drip"
by friendsgiving December 6, 2014
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Velvet Tuberose

I took Cartershaw home and used every Velvet Tuberose I'd seen from my parents' porn collection!!
by JoeCoolFool March 9, 2011
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velvet flower

I love to smell the velvet flower.
by forward4 January 17, 2016
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brown velvet

A poo that no matter how many times one wipes, just will not wipe clean.
We need more toilet paper; Ronan's cake gave me a case of brown velvet.
by Trenchfoot October 11, 2013
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velvet clam

A vagina that has been dusted in cocoa powder, and covered in vanilla frosting.
And then I got to taste the velvet clam.
by smelsworst April 27, 2017
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Green Velvet

A mixture of weed and amu. Also known as 'silky stank' and 'smooth papa jones'. Much smoother and more relaxed than weed by itself.
'Dude im wigging out, pack the next bowl with green velvet so i can chill out a bit'
by Abentham March 17, 2013
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