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velvet noodle

by quagblar March 4, 2007
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Red Velvet

When a guy with a full-fledged beard goes down on a girl on her period.
Dude, everything was great! Including my red velvet (squeeze, squeeze his beard)."drip, drip"
by friendsgiving December 6, 2014
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Velvet duster

When a women has a heavy flow and is able to squirt, and you got the right spot
Dude I got the velvet duster last night

She can do the velvet duster
by Vlasak August 16, 2019
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velvet clam

A vagina that has been dusted in cocoa powder, and covered in vanilla frosting.
And then I got to taste the velvet clam.
by smelsworst April 27, 2017
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brown velvet

A poo that no matter how many times one wipes, just will not wipe clean.
We need more toilet paper; Ronan's cake gave me a case of brown velvet.
by Trenchfoot October 11, 2013
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Velvet massage

Is the the place where a person can receive great sensual massage. Provided by best therapists in London this is the best luxury experience
Let's relax and get Velvet Massage
by Velvet Massage April 12, 2016
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velvet flower

I love to smell the velvet flower.
by forward4 January 17, 2016
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