Vagittarius

When you’re born on February 29th, your sign is vagittarius. You only get to celebrate every four years; you get a special sign

What’s your sign? When’s your birthday?

I’m a Vagittarius, I was born February 29th

by Mr. forgettable January 18, 2023

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Valit

Like valid, but much more nonchalant. Unless an adverb is added then it’s more hyped!

Jon: I’m tired today.
Jim: you stayed up all night!
Jon: Valit

by derekwm March 10, 2023

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When after sexual intercourse (he) is hit by a wave of immense relaxation and tiredness brought fourth by being completely satisfied from being deep in (she) vagina, comparable to the sleepiness one experiences when taking Melatonin.

Man: "Damn, my girl hit me with that Vagitonin last night, I slept through all twelve of my alarms, the eviction notice being nailed to the door, a shooting at my apartments and just woke up (@5pm)"

by PseudoTryptophan November 5, 2023

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Vanity Smurf

When one masturbates to pictures of oneself.

"How was the bar last night?"
"Nothing but ditch-pigs and sloot-bogs."
" Shit. Word?"
"Ain't nothing working. Had to go home, do a Harry Hoodini, and give myself the Vanity Smurf."

by randy trevor leahey September 2, 2006

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vagitarian

Someone whose diet consists entirely of vagina. Could also be someone who refuses to eat cock (and everything else), obtaining all of their nutrients from their vagina diet.

Their reasoning could be that they believe that cocks (and everything else) have rights too, or that they simply only like the taste of vage.

Akon: hey stephanie do you think anyone could survive off only vagina?
Stephie: maybee, they'd be really skinny
Akon: sooo Lindsay Lohan isn't anorexic? she's just a vagitarian?
Stephie: yep

by Akon and Stephie February 7, 2007

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