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Bullet For My Valentine

A shitty metalcore band who, for some reason, everybody i no likes. They suck. They do not deserve to play metal. Anybody who is a huge fan of them is not a true metalhead. If you think they are okay, I think you're wrong, but I forgive you, as long as you like some real metal bands too. Fuckin Emo pieces of shit.
Person 1: "Dude, I LOVE Bullet for My Valentine."

Person 2: (Laughing) "Dude, go grow some nuts and start listening to some REAL metal, like Lamb of God or Metallica.
by Metalh3ad88 January 7, 2009
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Anti-Valentine's Day

Celebrated on both February 13 and February 15, Anti-Valentine's Day is the holiday of physical love and sex. Whether between couples, singles, or copulation-crazed crazies, it is a day for lust.
The date is supposedly symbolic in that it will be celebrated before Valentine's Day to show sex can come before or without love, and after, so show that it will be there even after love.
I went out and screwed like a rabbit on Anti-Valentine's Day.
by Avada-Sinra February 17, 2007
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valentines

The phrase "Valentine" was coined sometime after July of 1947, by either the Ebe Alien culture or Chuck Norris himself, as a technological trade that would allow corporations to scam millions of lonely hearts like Paris Hilton. It is understood these technologies, and holiday ideas are just some of the many things that the Aliens have provided us in exchange for the thousands of helpless abductees, cows and crops who are assaulted each year.

Valentines day has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.
On valentines many ladies will perform favors for flowers and candy versus the old rent payment, it gives the many guys who'd never would have had a chance otherwise, a break.
by Mr. Adiction Ary October 3, 2007
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Valentines Day

Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more...
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic
Eli Manning - its valentines day again and nobody loves me. especially since the giants robbed the pats of the superbowl win
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok
by bigtallguy1292 February 8, 2008
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St. Valentine's Day Massacre

When I was fucking her, she was having a st. valentine's day massacre. My "al capone" was all red.
by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004
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Valentine's Disease

Also known as Cupid's Arm, Valentine's Disease is a malformation of the penis, in which the head is shaped much like a heart. While there can be complications in urination and ejaculation, many men are proud of their misshapen tips, as some women are inclined to provide oral sex while wearing red lipstick in order to shade the growth. This act is known as a Valentine's Kiss.

When having vaginal intercourse, the vagina is then known as a Heart-shaped Box.
Valentine's Disease. It gives me an extra inch.
by Dr. Doctor M.D. October 14, 2008
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Bullet for my Valentine

a metalcore band they are like a lighter Trivium kinda. They are from Wales...that sounds like a cool place. They covered Metallica's (Welcome Home) Sanitarium, and first covered Nirvana songs under the name Jeff Killed John. half of the people who listen to them are annoying teens who think they are cool but the rest are really metalheads. Emo and Scene kids dont listen to them...they listen to stuff like Hollywood Undead, Fall out Boy, Bring me the Horizon and other well uh crap. Bullet for my Valentine's lyrics consist of these topics God, love , anger, personal storries. They went by these names before desiding on BFMV: Jeff Killed John, Bullet, 12 Pints of my girlfriends blood.
Bullet for my valentine is coming to the concert hall down the street I think I might grab me a ticket.
by seed of something July 27, 2009
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