Vagina

Steve: There was a red stain on my chair this morning ...
Ron: it probably came from your girlfriends hatchet wound

Steve: her what??
Ron: her hatchet wound that never heals... her vagina

by theBurgerKing November 23, 2017

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Vagina, (officially the Commonwealth of Virginia) is a state in the Southeastern and Mid-Atlantic regions of the United States located between the Atlantic Coast and the Appalachian Mountains. Vagina is nicknamed the "Old Dominion" due to its status as the first English colonial possession established in mainland North America, and "Mother of Presidents" because eight U.S. presidents were born (from) there, more than any other state (whore). The geography and climate of the Commonwealth are shaped by the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Chesapeake Bay, which provide habitat for much of its flora and fauna (and jizz). The capital of the Commonwealth is Richmond; Vagina Beach (Bitch) is the most populous city (with D's), and Fairfax (Fairsex) County is the most populous political subdivision. The Commonwealth's estimated population

as of 2017 is over 8.4 million. (Damn what a slut)
It's also how little kids refer to their momy's DingDong, Whatchacallit, and on and on.

Person A: where do you live? (Cringe alert)

Person B: in your mom's virginia!

.Hahaha

Boy: Mom Today we've learnd about virgina and how people live in there and how other people come (cum) in and out.
Mom: WHAT?!?! YOU ARE ONLY 5 YOU ARE GETTING OUT OF THIS PRE-SCHOOL.

Boy: But I love virgina (spells it wrong again)

Mom: You are just like your father....... :D Hahaha vagina

by YoMama'sAss December 21, 2017

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