Urinal Standoff

When two men take adjacent urinals at the same time and are unable to take their piss. The man who walks away first loses and the winner is able to do his business in peace.

Man 1: I just finished the longest urinal standoff in my life.

Man 2: Did you win?

Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!

by 420noobmaster69 June 17, 2019

urine purgatory

The state in where you’re woken up by having to go pee but don’t want to get out of bed so you’re in between being asleep and being awake lying in bed having to pee and not getting out to go to the bathroom but also having a bad night’s sleep not being able to go back to bed.

“Why are you so tired?”
“I was up half the night trapped in urine purgatory”

by harleyk99 August 6, 2023

Urinal Funk

The cloud of urine odor surrounding a urinal left that was behind by the guy in front of you in the restroom.

I stepped into his urinal funk and it was so bad I had to breath through my mouth while I took a leak.

by techlozenge May 10, 2011

dutch urination

Cooking your penis.
I know it sounds crazy but i'm bored.

alfredo would never dutch urination
he is to cowardly!

by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020

booty urinal

Woman who likes to have a smoking David pee in her butt

That chick is such a booty urinal, that midget just peed in her butt.

by Timber WHMC November 22, 2013

Urine Swap

The act of urinating inside your partners vagina while she's simultaneously urinating on your penis

Jake and his girl pissed on each other's genitals last night completing a Urine Swap

by JonMang September 13, 2015

Shit in the urinal

Shitting in the urinal

Bro did u just shit in the urinal??

by BlazinChewbacca476 April 23, 2021