Upper Jethro

An uppercut punch but thrown to the dick.

This guy was talking trash on the bleachers, so I gave him the Upper Jethro.

by Twitchy1 September 8, 2021

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

The very intimate act in which the male lover delicately removes the top cover on the porcelain tank of a toilet. Next he will mount the the tank and begin to defecate. Now the female lover gently sits on the toilet seat facing her male partner. The act begins when she also compenses to defecate while orally accepting his genitalia.

I knew she was the ONE when she pulled me into the hotel bathroom and introduced me the amazing upper decker double blumpkin.

by INFDOC September 9, 2021

Upper Deck

The Upper Deck is what happens when one lifts the lid off of the top of a toilet and proceeds to defecate directly into the tank

"Dude I totally just Upper Decked that asshole's toilet"

by Gobbledeeznuttz April 25, 2022

Upper decker dry docker

its where you turn off the water on the toilet before someone takes a poop and you take a diarrhea in the upper water chamber. Then when a person sits down to take a poo, it lands on the porcelain and sticks, then when they go to flush it shoots diarrhea out. causing a horrible situation

Man that was funny when billy gave her the old “Upper decker dry docker”, her trailer smelled like feces for months.

by jdunz July 20, 2022

Upper Fuckery

Persons in leadership/management positions who have absolutely no business being there, whose decisions and policies are detrimental to the success of the company’s business/endeavors.

We used to love our jobs here, until the current Upper Fuckery increased our workload with no incentives or raises.

by PunkleBingo August 4, 2022

upper dickage

The region of a man’s penis that is visible when his pants or underwear is lower than normal. Usually upper dickage is purposeful to induce arousal of the viewer.

The Republican Lieutenant Governor was liking the Instagram post of a young twink-boy showing a lil’ bit of upper dickage.

by Andyroo22 March 15, 2023

Upper Decker Pecker Wrecker

When you pack a fat lip of chewing tobacco in your upper lip and give a blow job. The tingle of the nicotine on the cock wrecks ur pecker, hence the upper decker pecker wrecker.

My girlfriend gave me an upper decker pecker wrecker the other day and I’m still buzzin.

by Maxregan6969 March 30, 2023