up your arse

a shouted response to an insult. similar to up yours but stronger.

made immortal by the lyrics of the famous song:- "from stamford bridge to upton park" "stick your blue flag up your arse" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "from stamford bridge to upton park" ""stick your blue flag" "UP YOUR ARSE"

by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003

Up-Queef

The part of a Queef that happens immediately after the queef has released and the vaginal cavity is closing back up, which can result in the sucking up of underwear or clothing. Which can even result in cameltoe.

"A Queef feels good. Tickles even. If it weren't for up-Queef I'd be doing it everyday."
queefvaginacameltoecameltoecamel toe

by Glenn Giron September 18, 2011

Up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We truly are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

Up the beak

To ingest substances, usually drugs, via the nasal cavity.

“You gonna get it up the beak tonight?”

by Beakersworld January 8, 2019

Up balls

When the penis is so big it weighs enough that the balls are pressed to go above the penis. Creating Up balls

“Hey did you hear that Jake has up balls?” “Wow I didn’t know it was THAT big”

by Coob Upballs March 3, 2021

Up NEPA

This is a phrase shouted by Nigerians in most parts of Nigeria whenever there's a supply of electricity.

"Up NEPA! Let me charge my phone."
We all went inside when she shouted, "Up NEPA!"

by Adeh September 2, 2021

up yours nigger

Up yours nigger is a line that was said by the greatest grandma in history from the movie Blazing Saddles

Sheriff: Good morning ma'am ain't it a lovely morning
Greatest grandma: Up yours nigger {walks away salty}
~later~
Greatest grandma: good evening sheriff! Sorry about the up yours nigger. I hope this apple pie is a small thank you for your ingenuity ang courage for beating that horrible Mongo (PS mongo is a awesome character to and remember Mongo straight)
Sheriff: thank you good night
Greatest grandma: of course you'll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you
Sheriff: of course good night

by HamsterInAirfryer September 30, 2022