Caught Toobin

The act of forgetting you were Skype fapping before your virtual work meeting, and Zoom automatically turns on your camera catching you sausage-in-hand.

I was home alone and was caught Toobin

by JUMBOpin October 21, 2020

you toob

a boomer term. usually when they try to show you a video and they say "you toob". correction: videos.

hey kiddo, i have some interesting you toobs for you to check out.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan November 24, 2021

Maize creator of the toob

Liam landree is the biggest god ever

Liam landree is the maize creator of the toob

by ⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️ December 19, 2014

pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident; 19 October, 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard

1) The response you recieve if you call my dad a bitch.
2) The perfect way to describe Kolton(Kole) Tillett also known as Bakon the dumbfuck.
Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore

"Kole you are a goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard"or to a female: I can't believe you slept with my man you goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit skank ass whore"

by BitchesAintSnitches June 1, 2022

toobsteak

In extremely large hard penis smuthered in underwear....

Alan likes toobsteak.

by Commissary Crew February 23, 2006

twobble

A stupid and incompetent person. Used when one wants to call someone a twat but is scared of offending them, so they mince their words and use this mild, but rather stupid, bit of slang. Occasionally used in Northern England, particularly Yorkshire and Lancashire.

"You thick twobble."
"What a stoopid fucking twobble."
"This school is full of twobbles."

by Lancashire Redneck November 17, 2004