turduckening

Anal sex that occurs while the receiver is simultaneously excreting feces.

Yo, I heard that Texas has laws against Turduckening.

by OtnememX March 25, 2008

Turfunction

Verb: Happens when an infielder (baseball) leaps for a fly ball in the outfield with the results of a missed pop-up.

Dude, did you see that turfunction Lopez did against the Giants?

by Wreaking_Havok April 11, 2008

Turdurken

A guy fucking a chicken, fucking a chick with a chicken dick.

Guy Genius:Hmmm, porn needs a new hero, how about we get a guy to fuck a chick with a chicken dick???

Guy2:Splendid!

Fluffer:We'll call it a Turdurken.

by Doug Fury October 16, 2008

Turdulolia

Turdulolia is the scientific word for the world of excrement. Poop, crap, toilets, flushing, constipation - they're all in this category.

Teacher: Ok, today class, we will be learning about turdulolia - so who knows something about that?

Johnny: Me teacher! It's the scientific word for CRAP!

by Emperorerror March 21, 2010

Turduckery

Acting like a bit of a turkey.

Up to no good.

and what turduckery have you been up to?

someone's turned all the furniture upside down, now thats some serious turduckery!

by tinelf January 2, 2011

Turkuss

Name of train in Kenny Roger's song "The Gambler."

As in the lyric, "aboard 'em all the Turkuss"

actual: "Til boredom overtook us."

You be the judge.

by Turkus McGurkus June 7, 2011

turruhbull

An exaggerated pronunciation of "terrible". Mostly associated with English speakers of the Southern United States.

You are a turruhbull driver. You almost killed that man.

by jerrysp702 June 20, 2011