sweet tarts

Referring to the Vagina.

or the Vaginal region.

Used when Parents are around so they do not understand.

Oh baby, I want your Vagina so badly,
but i cant Vagina around my parents.

So i want your sweet tarts, baby.

by Laurene December 31, 2007

Turds

Turds is the plural version of a Turd. A Turd is usually a person who is in social senses looked down upon or despised. In basic terms, they aren't liked at all, usually by a lot of people/by the majority of people. Turds think they are cool, when actually they are not. They act like something they clearly aren't, and try so hard at it that in almost all cases, it bugs people, hence why they aren't liked by many. Turds will try acting cool with you in person, when really you don't like them at all, but you have to play cool too because you don't want any beef; to get in a fight with them; cause trouble, tensions, e.t.c.

Turds may try to act cool, like big shots, act super happy all the time but in a clearly fakish manner, act athletic when you know they're garbage and suck at what they try and do (a lot of Turds are Try-Hards and will try their best at something to give off the appearance that they are good when realy they aren't. For example like a game of basketball, just to compete with people who are actually good and aren't even trying). A Turd comes in very close proximity to the definition of a fake/a fake person/fakes/e.t.c. Turds can only be described in their own word to give off the exact description, but they are a combination of looser, lame, very hated, usually very ugly, try-hard, and fake.

Example 1:

Turd - "Hey, come here!"

Johnson- "Aughhhh, *Rolls eyes* Alright.... *Turns to Philip* Man, I really don't want to talk to these guys, but I gotta be nice. I guess I should just tough it out and go over there and talk to them. God I'm such a nice guy"

Philip *Johnson's buddy Philip* - "Dude, what are you doing? Don't go over there! Those guys are Turds!"

Johnson - "You're right. *Turns to the group of Turds* Sorry guys, I gotta get going, I'm late for class"

Turd - "Alright man, see you around next time!"

Example 2:

Guy - "Man, Tyler Elkins is just such a Turd"
Guy 2 - "Tell me about it. He thinks he's so cool and raw when really he isn't. The guy's such a Turd"

Example 3:

Guy - Don't get me wrong, Alaska's (Nick-name) a really cool guy, but sometimes he can just be such a Turd. He definitely has his Turd-moments.

by JohnnyCashHPC4LIFE March 10, 2012

turds

gay babies. usually dark brown with creamy white highlights. delivered out of the anal canal (the gay birth canal), commonly dropped into a porcelain bowl filled with water. much like the heterosexual water birth.

last night, after my significant other came in my gay ass, i just knew i would shit out one or more gay babies. what straight people consider turds.

by reverendmo May 29, 2010

&-turns

If a U-turn looks like a U, well... this is pretty self-explanitory: a turn that looks like the symbol "&".

"Remember when I asked you to stop those U-turns? I'd be happy if you'd stop the friggen' &-turns."

by NCW May 11, 2004

Turds

A synonym of "word," as in "affirmative" or "agreed." Can also be posed in the form of a question, meaning "really?" Used in conjunction with "my" and/or "your" to create "my turds?" and "your turds?" respectively. Turds, being synonymous with word, has created a plethora of spin-off terms (eg. "turds are hard," "sick ass little turdies" etc.)

"Whitey wanna come chillin at sizzey's crib?"
"turds."

by sizzeybinatar June 22, 2004

turksmeister

(m) : west country turkey farmer.
(dat): an internet forums answer to the 'fonz'

"...oh my fuckin god!! du-joo see how that turksmeister is turksmeisterin' round that forum Richie, Pudsey, Chi-chi and Mr C. ...eeee sit on it

by Von Small July 17, 2003

turdsaw

To cut someone else's floater in half with your piss.

When I turdsawed that brownfish in half all of the corn fell out.

by brobro December 6, 2007