Tulaib

That one person that ate one of their chromosomes in the womb and has accended autism to a new level. Symptoms include using bad jokes/using old jokes over and over again, annoying people without doing enough to deserve to be hit, argues illogically, often needs assistance to achieve anything, and must have such a short memory span that even goldfish are offended.

"He is such a tulaib"

by d1cksuck3r69 January 24, 2019

turbanware

Often describing low quality software written in India by companies to save money.

"this turbanware sux it just keeps crashing"

by Linux_Galore February 13, 2004

Turban

A hat without a feather

Guy 1:"Aw man look at that guy's hat! Whats with that?"
Guy 2:"Does it have a feather?"
Guy 1:"Nope."
Guy 2: "Turban."

by Julesicus November 22, 2011

Turban

an name that you call someone when you dont like them.

i hate you mr. turban

by Robbie Burness January 15, 2006

turban rape

1. The act of being raped in the ass by a turban
2. A gaming term in games when you can be a terrorist that involves lying down and repeatedly crawling into the other's anal cavity
3. To get owned
4. A central belief in tan
5. What terrorists do to their donkeys

1. Bend over so I can turban rape you!
2. I just died, wait that guy is turban raping me!
3. Shit! You just got turban raped!
4. When I practice tanism, I try to get the most out of my turban rape.
5. Osama: Donkey, bend over so I can shove this turban up your hairy ass!
Donkey: Shit....not again!

by LiCk My HaIrY bAlLsAc February 4, 2004

weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets

They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.

by fatty August 21, 2003

urban turban

A wooly type hat with a peak. Can be worn either forwards, backwards or, more popularly, to the side. Worn in the urban jungle by all cultures

Check out the urban turban on him, he looks so cool

by JayFive April 18, 2006