Turner

Some crazyass bitch, made fun of for being a man at times.

Turner is so weird and such a man! What a Turner!

by roflcopter6362349 November 7, 2009

Turner Gill Syndrome

T.G.S. is when you see sunshine and rainbows while you are really looking at a steaming pile of worm infested shit.

Everything is all good no matter how shitty it really is.

WORD ORIGIN: Turner Gill is the coach for the Kansas Jayhawks. He is maybe the biggest pussy known to man. He makes Mr. Rogers look like Ray fucking Lewis (the murderer Ray Lewis not the Old Spice commercial Ray Lewis).

1. Have you heard Red talk about Matt Cassel on Sunday? Holy Christ the guy had a 46 QB rating and the crazy SOB thinks he's the next Peyton Manning! Turner Gill Syndrome got him.

2. He really said that Turner Gill is putting a well coached team on the field?! TGS got that fucker bad!

by jeff nixon September 20, 2010

Turner

Verb
- The act one performs when listening to Frank Turner.

"Can't wait to for the gig tonight. I could do with a good Turner"

Guy 1: "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2 :"We got some beers, put some music on and Turnered"
Guy 1: "I didn't know you guys Turnered"

"There were two guys at Frank's gig last night, they were proper Turnering"

by Poet Of The Deed January 25, 2010

trunker

A purchase or aquisistion that is kept in the trunk of one's car, awaiting a more oportune moment to reveal to friends, family, especially ones spouse.

Yeh, I bought the crazy expensive shoes, but they're trunkers until that party on Friday night.

by obabakoak May 27, 2006

Tina Turner

To give a blowjob, while you are defecating:to get a blowjob,while they are defecating.

"I just got a Tina Turner from your mom,She had tacos today."

by L A.:A.:L January 30, 2014

turnerous leech infestant

Tommo is the host of the rare species of turnerous leech. The Turner clings on to Tom and follows him everywhere he goes in a 'sheep' or 'leech' like manner. In a way The Turner is Tommo's 'Bitch'

"Oh Dear God no! The turnerous leech infestant has set upon me... Argh Christ on a bike !!!"

by Old Boy George May 9, 2003

Turnerettes

A tendency to excessively and profanely discipline people that have no relation to you (Friends of your children, Shopkeepers, etc).

He was cursing his daughter's boyfriend up and down because he gave them the wrong directions. It was as if he hat Turnerettes or something.

by Tomanton February 12, 2005