Crak-tose intolerant

To possess a profound inability to withstand; or endure the company; or be in the presence of a meth-amphetamine user, more commonly known as a crackhead.

"Oh MY FUCKING GOD!"
"What up?"
"I've just been to the quacks to find out why I want to run every SECOND CUNT OVER & my test results have come back in"
"And?"
"I've tested positive for being Crak-tose intolerant"
"Yeah righto, that makes sense"

by Shirley Gassy December 4, 2022

carpe’n on all those diems

Comes from the Latin saying “Carpe Diem” or, “Sieze the day” Carpe’n on all those diems means your going to crush this day or week!

Man I don’t know about you but today I’m carpe’n on all those diems

by Spookay69 November 30, 2017

what are those

a stupid vine.

heard of that new vine dude?
the 'what are those' vine? yeah, i dont like it.
*both kill themselves*

by cringe alert November 13, 2018

what are thoseeee!

what are thoseee!, its said when someone has ugly shoes. U bend down and point at the shoes and yell, WHAT ARE THOSEEEE!

friend 1: yo looke at these shoes i got

you: WHAT ARE THOSEEEE!

by fortnite is cringey February 17, 2020

Look at all those chickens

Referring to a large group of anything.

(Looking at a room full of chairs) Look at all those chickens.

by BarkLark January 24, 2022

Shopping for those wins

When you are looking to win every game of badminton, in style.

"You coming to badminton tonight?"
"Yeah of course! You know me though, shopping for those wins"

by Thecoolestdudeinexistence April 24, 2023

shrelp those nars nars bro brah

Can refer to doing any activity on any object. Originally a drunken text message on New Year's Eve.

Shrelp those nars nars bro brah. - OR - Those nars nars aren't going to shrelp themselves.

by Canasty December 29, 2007