I totally tootsie rolled your mom last night.
I can't believe Sean tootsie rolled that bitch last night.
I can't believe Sean tootsie rolled that bitch last night.
by Foxes United January 7, 2011
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Totse isn't just a website, totse is the first true website, if it can even be called a website anymore. Nowadays, totse is your fat, sweaty Mexican mom. I, snoopy, am the saggy bitchtits that slap your dumb ass skank ho around if you misbehave, or if you just happen to be around me when you shouldn't.
Totse, like all holy things, exists from 3 divine parts. The text file section, the BBS, and the IRC chatroom. The text file section is like the Bible, only better. It, like the bible, is filled with metaphors, riddles and satire. Unfortunately, these are the arch enemies of any idiot's brain, hence the text file section is very hated, yet it is very famous for acts of losing fingers, burning ones face off, getting in jail, getting raped, murder/suicide, molotov everything etc.
The BBS is much like a BBQ. There's the elite, enjoying the weather, food, poolside conversation a.o. However, for every elite, there are about 1000 (one thousand) idiots, throwing around frisbees, kicking footballs into the grill, setting off bottle rockets from our drinks, peeing in the pool and so on and so on.
The IRC room isn't very popular, because it's one of the few corners of totse still held intact by the elites. For a community with thousands and thousands of members, the IRC room never gets more than 20 users at once. This is largely because we, the elites, ban anyone who comes in on tap.
All in all, if you're reading this and you've never been to totse, I would just like to prepare you for hours upon hours of getting your worthlessness shoved down your throat by none other than me, myself and TrippyMcGee.
Totse, like all holy things, exists from 3 divine parts. The text file section, the BBS, and the IRC chatroom. The text file section is like the Bible, only better. It, like the bible, is filled with metaphors, riddles and satire. Unfortunately, these are the arch enemies of any idiot's brain, hence the text file section is very hated, yet it is very famous for acts of losing fingers, burning ones face off, getting in jail, getting raped, murder/suicide, molotov everything etc.
The BBS is much like a BBQ. There's the elite, enjoying the weather, food, poolside conversation a.o. However, for every elite, there are about 1000 (one thousand) idiots, throwing around frisbees, kicking footballs into the grill, setting off bottle rockets from our drinks, peeing in the pool and so on and so on.
The IRC room isn't very popular, because it's one of the few corners of totse still held intact by the elites. For a community with thousands and thousands of members, the IRC room never gets more than 20 users at once. This is largely because we, the elites, ban anyone who comes in on tap.
All in all, if you're reading this and you've never been to totse, I would just like to prepare you for hours upon hours of getting your worthlessness shoved down your throat by none other than me, myself and TrippyMcGee.
by Snoopy March 4, 2005
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by the cotck August 20, 2009
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def tots is a play off of the abbreviations of definitely (def) and totally (tots).
def tots can be used as a replacement for definitely, totally, or absolutely, and can also be used to emphasize an adjective.
def tots is a play off of the abbreviations of definitely (def) and totally (tots).
def tots can be used as a replacement for definitely, totally, or absolutely, and can also be used to emphasize an adjective.
EXAMPLE ONE
p1: that guy is so hot!!
p2: uhhh, def tots.
EXAMPLE TWO
p1: how was your weekend?
p2: it was def tots awesome!
p1: that guy is so hot!!
p2: uhhh, def tots.
EXAMPLE TWO
p1: how was your weekend?
p2: it was def tots awesome!
by whyareallthenamestaken October 6, 2008
Get the def tots mug.a metaphorical food that one eats when one is allegedly hating. it is clever because it sounds like Tater tots.
Jen: that guy bill thinks he's the coolest with his pearl-snap shirt and his stupid solara convertible.
Dijone: damn girl, maybe you should lay off the hater tots.
Dijone: damn girl, maybe you should lay off the hater tots.
by pseudowoodo12 March 21, 2013
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