Definitions by MTQ

styroglyphics 

The act or result of carving doodles into a styrofoam container with your fingernail.

I found some styroglyphics of indeterminate anthropological value while cleaning the fastfood containers out of my car.

styroglyphics by MTQ August 5, 2007

devastater-tots 

exceedingly delicious tater tots.

I think I overdid it with the side dish of devastater-tots today at lunch.

devastater-tots by MTQ December 25, 2006

Cold Manilow 

1. A harsh disciplinary action; a mean-spirited administrative decree.

2. A mixed drink made with fruit punch and bitters.

Maya: My boss just blocked us from using myspace and youtube.

Boris: That's a cold, cold manilow.

Cold Manilow by mtq August 14, 2006