Junk Braille

Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".

I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!

by Keg Flexington October 25, 2009

Sympathy Junk

The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.

/u/Gloeee

I felt him getting kicked in the balls in my sympathy junk.

by Perm-suspended February 1, 2020

junk mail

Mans privates

I saw his junk mail

by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

Junk Shot

Punching somebody in the balls.

Dude, I just hit Steve with a gnarly junk shot...I think he started pissing blood.

by DickSauceJones May 27, 2010

Junk In the Trunk

Having a large ass.

Anita Ritchie

by COCK November 2, 2003

space junk

High quality cocaine.

"got space junk?"

"give me some of that fucking space junk!"

by spacestud August 11, 2006

junk

non insultive or derogatory term meaning it,that,this,these,those, stuff, thing.

"Guy didn't wanna say shit in front of the ignoramus so said junk instead, and that people asked about bass and treble in funk and all got silent."

by noixz January 14, 2009