Josh-Moses

Josh-Moses is ana amazing friend who cares about you he is very smart and wants to be in the household calvary

He also is so drippy

Person 1: Josh-Moses is so wet
Person 2: no he's not he just tries his best in everything he does

by Dominic chin August 26, 2022

Moses

A fucking handsome beast a short mother fucker who is usually arab, dont get me started hes awesome. good in bed.
He is a guy you want to be friends, they usually are pretty skinny and strong or not they play soccer and or basketball.
Moses has a personailty.
Be friends with a moses

Emma: did you see that guy
Me: Yeah thats moses pulls girls and boys in a minute

by milkysss May 17, 2023

Gil Moses

Gil Moses is cool. Everybody likes him. Be like Gil Moses. Like a Lavendel Flower.

Scherbel: Hey Gil Moses, wollen wir mal wieder was machen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss zum Anwalt danach zur Kirche danach zum Friseur danach bekommen wir besuch danach gehen wir in den Zirkus danach muss ich lernen und danach nochmal zum Anwalt.

Scherbel: Ah Schade, aber wollen wir morgen Fornite spielen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss wieder zum Anwalt danach bekommen wir besuch danach muss ich in den Zirkus.

by Scherbel B March 15, 2022

Moses

A ugly slut who has a bad hairline and is desperate for anything. Is really bad at jokes and can’t control his self. Is not good at any sport . Does not really have a life. Is a loner. Doesn’t know what to say to a girl if he likes them and needs help. Is a fucking pervert. Is a bitch. Likes to get into drama. Is very awkward and creepy.

Ewwwww I’m glad I ain’t a Moses.

I’m glad I’m not Moses cause I can make the team.

by Julia_that flow May 3, 2018

Mosely

Calm, pleasant, peaceful, but at the same time colourful and happy, often used to describe toddlers' TV.

I loved Thomas as a kid, it was so mosely.

by PonyTrainBoi May 5, 2018

Moses Bag

Object -

A Moses bag is a plastic bag which you hang over your gear stick for rubbish.

where do i put this rubbish?
oh u have a moses bag!

my car wouldnt b this messy if i had a moses bag! :(

where would i b without my moses bag!

by MsJ3ep June 25, 2010

Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd

Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling

by Cools Man December 1, 2024