by Turdsturdsturds October 27, 2018
Get the Threesomemug. a girl, her brother, and you
mitch: how'd the other night go?
alex: Didn't crack
alex: shes a fortress
alex: I hung out with her last night, but she ended up bringin her bro as a third wheel
alex: I feel like I could get in but its some work
mitch: forget it lol..
alex: Yeah
mitch: wtf was the bro there for ?? an alabama threesome?
alex: Didn't crack
alex: shes a fortress
alex: I hung out with her last night, but she ended up bringin her bro as a third wheel
alex: I feel like I could get in but its some work
mitch: forget it lol..
alex: Yeah
mitch: wtf was the bro there for ?? an alabama threesome?
by mitchelster December 2, 2010
Get the alabama threesomemug. having a threesome with 2 ladyboys. You are both gay and straight at the same time since you are fucking 2 halfs a woman and 2 halfs a man.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?
Person 1: Both?
Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?
Person 1: Both?
by Iwritefunnywords December 19, 2024
Get the schrodinger's threesomemug. Lily was really horny so she pulled Alex into the bathroom in the middle of the school day. The young hot math teacher saw and decided to follow them. “ What r u guys doing in here” “nothing we were just” Mr. Jones had realized that they were both naked. “Ah let me help with that” He took off his shirt pants and underwear to reveal his 6-pack and his hard 10” dick. Lily walked over to him and got down on her knees and started to give him a blowjob. Alex stuck his dick into her own and started to make out with mr jones. after they all came mr jones stuck his dick into alex’s ass and started playing with lilys huge titties while alex fingered lily and lily gave alex a bj. alex touched lilys g spot and she had the biggest orgasm ever. “mr jones put ur dick into me” “call me daddy” “daddy put ur dick into me” so mr jones took it out of alex and put it into lily. then mr jones felt lily abt to come so he took it out and placed her ass right on him. all her come was on his abs “lick all this off me u dirty little sluts” they obeyed. “i’ll see u guys in dentention later today” mr jones winked and left. afterwards lily and alex agreed that was the best threesome ever.
by sluttywhore56 November 21, 2023
Get the threesomemug. Hey guys wanna have a threesome? uhh what do you mean?! I mean let’s play uno! oh ok I was thinking something else.. :flushed:
by AxtraAlex May 29, 2022
Get the Threesomemug. by Anonymoustuxedo6969 May 2, 2021
Get the Vanilla Oreo threesomemug. Yo that bed included east coast, Midwest, and west coast jawns participating… that’s an intracontinental threesome.
by daddy_linguini July 14, 2024
Get the Intracontinental Threesomemug.