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snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.
Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..
by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014
mugGet the snatch-snorkelingmug.

Nasty Snatch

Often used when someone doesn't wash their "sensitive" areas down below. The thing that was once a precious 'flower' has now turned into a nasty Snatch. For women who use their nasty snatches in unforgivable amounts of promiscuous sexual acts with multiple partners. Often contaminated with Sexually Transmitted Diseases such as Chlamydia, gonorrhea, and HIV.
Edwin: Matt, bro If I were you, I wouldn't try hitting that Nasty Snatch Sami Jo. That's girls Vagina is like a Freight Train. It's been through everything and Everyone without no sign of stopping.
by xsomeonewhoknowsthetruth April 8, 2010
mugGet the Nasty Snatchmug.

snatch a knot

To hit someone, usually used in a threat of punishment or retribution. A knot is generally snatched in one's ass, though variants include the neck and the head.
"Boy, if I ever catch you looking around under my mattress again, I'm'a snatch a knot in your ass!"
by Professor Darkheart September 11, 2005
mugGet the snatch a knotmug.

fire snatch

a nickname for someone who has red hair. because the hair on their snatch is red. and fire is red. hence fire snatch
hey fire snatch, get ur hot ass over here!
by j_kix October 25, 2005
mugGet the fire snatchmug.

snatch master

The master pimp or ruler of pussy.
Bonz got so many bitches, he's a snatch master fo sho.
by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006
mugGet the snatch mastermug.

snatch-bar

1 An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood
1 I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!
by Professor G February 21, 2009
mugGet the snatch-barmug.

snatch apple

I wondered why Shannon was being such a bitch until I glanced at the trash can and noticed the pile of rotten snatch apples.
by Ryjamin September 5, 2012
mugGet the snatch applemug.

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