Olive Garden

A chick's restaurant. Not the first choice of a straight male.Their philosophy is to fill you up with salad,bread sticks and soup so you won't be disappointed with minuscule size and high price of the entrée.

Olive Garden is so gay.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

garden hose

when a guyt covers his pee hole while masturbating, thinkng it will act like a garden hose and spray farther.

he is so stupid, he actually thinks plugging his dick like a garden hose will make him shoot farther

by bigbadmet July 3, 2007

Garden hoe

A Mexican hooker.

For $60, that garden hoe will suck your cock and then mow your lawn.

by Lynching director February 26, 2015

bush gardens

A really, really hairy vagina.

That girl's pussy was so hairy, I thought "DAM BUSH GARDENS!"

by janda November 15, 2007

Flash Garden

The garden with the most vegetables.

Q: Which garden has the most vegetables?
A: Flash Garden
(As found on Laffy Taffy wrappers)

by Sabi July 22, 2008

Angry Gardener

When a person rips out the pubic hair of another with the fury of a seasoned landscaping architect.

Hank: Dude, last night I gave Pamela the Angry Gardener.
Johnny: Funny, I thought she shaved....

by Zach Aesthetics_ March 17, 2010

catch a garden

to be more positive, to be happy or to be more chill

Don't be so negative Tim, catch a garden!

by no_doubt_trash February 22, 2017