bare witness

no hair between ur knob

that Matt had bare witness

by I-Mc January 22, 2004

bare backing

Sitting directly on the toilet bowl with the seat up.

1) I kept peeing between the seat and bowl until I started bare backing.

2) I am too big and too old to fit on the toilet seat, so I have to pee and poop while bare backing.

by Clarkma July 17, 2010

Bare Blemz

when someone is really high or ripped of that good kush. good for a laugh with your high friend/s.

Trevaun: yo this dude dude blazed 4gs of that gudda gudda!

Gabriel: omg dog im so fucking ripped...

David: my nigga you'se bare blemz!! dunnoe!

*laughter ensues*

by iruntheblock April 09, 2010

bare laid

To have intercourse once or more in one night. "Bare" originates from the London slang to mean "an abundance of".

"Ahh mate I got bare laid last night"

by simon1111 November 01, 2007

Bare minimum

My father Charles 💅🏻🥰

My bare minimum did absolutely nothing for his kids this year! Same old same old!💕

by Heusuqjaksufhs February 19, 2022

bare pirate

Originated from Northampton School for Boys..used as a word for dry,dred,being a cunt 2 sum else etc.

"oh mike, your being bare pirate to scott,"
PLURAL: i see bare pirates

by clarky-05 April 09, 2005

Barely there Biden

Another funny and accurate name for Joe Biden, due to the fact that every time you see him and hear him he seems 'barely there' mentally and has no idea what he is saying, doing, who he is talking to or much less where he is.

Barely there Biden: My friend, my long friend, my long friend time friend she's my friend she's been my friend, I got hairy legs, that turn, that turn, that that that that that that that that that turn, that uh turn uh uh uh that turn um uh blonde, in the in in in in the the sun, you know, look, I was talking to president...you know, the guy, my boss, RapRock America, I mean, you know, come on man!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022