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Crimson Ass-Tide

When a female puts her mentrual blood into a turkey baster & then inserts it into her partners anus.
Brian really loves the Crimson Ass-Tide.
by Bob_Dole68 August 28, 2018
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Tide pods

A yummy snack enjoyed with bleach.
John:hey rob, could you get the bleach, I'm making tide pods.

Rob:sure thing.
by I support Donald Trump May 29, 2018
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Tide pod

The forbidden fruit
It is a delicious snack and can be safely eaten
by Dnak Mmees May 29, 2018
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Tide Pod

Anyone younger than Generation X who believes in the global warming religion, socialism, and open borders. A young person who thinks that they know more than their elders. Because these kids are eating Tide Pods.
Them: Ok Boomer
Response: Ok Tide Pod
by beasterman1 November 21, 2019
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High Tide

The period of time where your place is tidy enough to make a good impression on house guests.
Guests will be sailing through the door any moment so we need to bring the house up to high tide. It’ll ebb back down to its natural state of chaos in low tide as soon as they’re gone, which is fine, but I can’t even swing a cat in here right now.
by Ohcomeonman May 6, 2019
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Tide pod

People actually eat them. People ACTUALLY eat them. This generation is sick and take memes way too far.
Hey jimmy you want to go to a party and eat tide pods?”
by Get a # life August 11, 2019
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change the tide

When you piss at an angle causing a whirlpool in the bowl, then mid-stream, switch angles causing the urine to come to a halt before drifting the other way. Commonly done when taking an absurdly long piss.
Sorry I took forever guys. I had to change the tide in there and got some splash back...
by Rylo K3n April 24, 2018
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