dj tannered

verb
the term "dj tannered" refers to being light-headed and feeling scarily fatigued or dizzy after working out on a crossramp or treadmill. It is derivative of the popular episode of "Full House," when DJ Tanner (Candace Cameron) diets by not eating and feeding her sandwiches to Comet. While out on a family trip to the gym, DJ feels faint and drops to her knees from the combination of lack of food and too much treadmill.

dang, i worked out so hard core this morning, i about dj tannered it when i stepped off treadmill.

by melbeann May 26, 2009

tennessee tilt

A terrible new vehicle trend from the millennial country kids. You take a perfectly good 4x4 truck and then you jack the front up so the headlights are in the trees and the back of your truck resembles a dog with an itchy ass, rubbing across the carpet.

Usually seen with money sign stickers and witty phrases stuck on the windshield Ricky Bobby style, you'll hear this truck before you see it. Obnoxiously loud pipes and the top 40 hip hop (or Florida Georgia Line) are common amongst the tilted crowd.
Don't worry about going off road, these trucks are not made for anything but paved roads, despite the amount of camoflauge the driver is wearing.

Redneck gangster 1 "Hey beau, you seen Tom's new truck?"
Redneck gangster 2 "Yea son, I seent it struttin down by the tasty freeze last Tuesday, that Tennessee TilT his dad bought him looks clean as hell"

by Yourmomsfavdicktionary June 3, 2016

Tennessee Log Jammer

A sex act involving 3 guys, 1 woman and a ladder.

"You two did the Tennessee Log Jammer? But where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?"

by khinsaia February 16, 2010

Tennessee Titans

Formed in 1960 as the Houston Oilers, they were one of the original members of the AFL, winning the league's first 2 championships in 1960 and 1961. After being good throughout the '60s, struggled until the late 1970s when Earl Campbell began to tear it up at runningback. In 1978 and 1979, they made the playoffs as a wild card team, advanced to the AFC title game, and were dismantled by the champion Steelers. Aquired Warren Moon to play quarterback and rattled off 7 straight playoff berths from 1987-93. However, interest in the Oilers was waning in Houston, especially after a dismal 1994. After the 1996 season, owner Bud Adams moved the team to Tennessee, first for a temporary year in Memphis (while a new stadium was under construction), and then to the permanent home of Nashville. Made the playoffs 4 out of 5 years from 1999-2003, losing the Super Bowl in 1999. In this game, the Titans were stopped inches short of the goal line on the last play of the game as they tried to tie the score. Have not made the playoffs since 2003 and are currently rebuilding.

"Time running out here in Super Bowl XXXIV. McNair drops back, the rush is coming, throws it across the middle to Dyson. Dyson is grabbed from behind, lunges to the goal line, but he is.....stopped short! He stretches but he will not cross the plain! And the Rams have won the championship! The Tennessee Titans come within 2 inches of a Super Bowl but cannot pull it off!"

by Sports Info July 6, 2006

Tennessee Tornado

First you need an industrial fan, bust your nut into the fan and it will blow all over her face. At this point you empty a bag of chicken feathers into the fan and watch them stick all over her face. Tadaa, Tennessee Tornado.

She was seriously pissed when I gave her the Tennessee Tornado, this is how we roll in the South.

by Bare Brian March 22, 2009

teener

1.75 grams of llello

that dumb bitch romey rome thinks a teener is a ball, when its half a ball

by justin the fucking mann July 14, 2003

Tennessee

Wish that I was on ole rocky top,
Down in the tennessee hills.
Ain’t no smoggy smoke on rocky top,
Ain’t no telephone bills.

Once there was a girl on rocky top,
Half bear the other half cat.
Wild as a mink, sweet as soda pop,
I still dream about that.

Rocky top, you’ll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Once two strangers climbed on rocky top,
Lookin’ for a moonshine still.
Strangers ain’t come back from rocky top,
Guess they never will.

Corn won’t grow at all on rocky top,
Dirt’s too rocky by far.
That’s why all the folks on rocky top
Get their corn from a jar.

Rocky top, you’ll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Now I’ve had years of cramped up city life,
Trapped like a duck in a pen.
Now all I know is it’s a pity life
Can’t be simple again.

Rocky top, you’ll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.
Yeah rocky top tennesee eee eee eee.

Tennessee has the reddest rednecks in the world! Myself included!

by moose nuts December 1, 2003