teenis

Something small, or of little or no value. Wack, garbage, not worth it.

Soulja boy's album is very teenis.

by someone dee December 30, 2007

Tendieman

(1.) Tendieman (single) - the billionaire who helped out the WallStreetBets gang in their fight against Hedgefunds (hedgies) by buying GME stock - Elon Musk.

(2.) Tendiemen (plural) - the hedgies who would be forced to buy GME stock incurring losses because of the short squeeze caused by the WallStreetBets gang.

Comes from the TikTok song by the same name, which talks about the whole GME situation in sea-shanty fashion.

Don't worry bro, the tendieman will come and save us from our GME losses soon...

The tendiemen are gonna get skrewed over soon and then we'll be laughing at their asses with our massive gains bro!

by yuri_bish February 10, 2021

teeing off

a phrase refering to masturbation. A.K.A beating off, jerking off. If one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to masturbate at 4:00.

Nick: hey pal!
Jay: hey there good friend.
Nick: whats up?
Jay:oh nothing much, just finished teeing off.
Nick:atta boy;)

by jaysonderulo December 7, 2010

tending

Keeping the hair of the pubic region in check. Also known as tending (to) the crops/garden.

Tonight? As long as you've been tending, baby.

by SplodgeOMatic January 26, 2008

Tekeisha

The girl that obsessively, and compulsively, steals boyfriends, hubbies, best friends, and fiancés.

Line from 'Bashment Granny' (a Jamaican play); "You is a wicked dumb gal; yah tek de gal man and now fix up her place...mek up yah mind....helpah or Tekeisha (Takiesha)...come"

by ihavaPhDinwhoring August 24, 2009

tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)

tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Tenebrous Susurrus

1. God
2. The supreme ruler and creator of the universe.

All Hail Tenebrous Susurrus

by win February 22, 2004