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telly

Yo let's take her to the telly and run a train
by CheeksForHigher March 19, 2014
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tell you what

A Southern United States phrase; it usually shows disgust or suprise with a situation or person.

Because the phrase tends to be used by itself, many people in the North US who hear it think that the speaker has not finished their sentence.
A, Southerner: "That Joel; I tell you what."
*a few seconds pass*
B, Northerner: "... What?"
A, Southerner: "I just TOLD you!"
by Leilani_h June 10, 2005
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Teleboards

1. An underfunded, poorly-managed forum composed of dysfunctional 'regulars' who hail from North America, Australia, Ireland, the U.K., and one kid from Scandinavia. Escape is for the most part nearly impossible.

2. Cul-de-sac of dementia, anti-social behavior, and neurosis in general.
Examples of Dialogue:

"I hate this shithole. I'm leaving you fuckers."
"You'll be back."
" :rolleyes: "
"Kill yourself, you insert racial epithet or sexist remark."
"You're fired!"
"Fat Rob just posted another final fantasy thread."
"The council are threatening me with an anti-social behaviour order."
"I hate Bush."
"I love Bush."
"I hate everybody."

Et cetera.
by 8-B February 3, 2005
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Telemarketer

A heartless cretin making minimum wage whose job involves calling prospective clients to sell them goods or services they don't want, can't afford and have no use for. They tend to target the elderly and the very young, as these two are the most vulnerable to their bullshit sales pitches, and usually call to annoy you around dinner time as that is when you are most likely to be around. These miserable parasites are as moral as an Islamic terrorist on PCP and are the social equivalent of a tiny insect feasting on the sweaty brown residue between the anus and testicles.
ME: Hello?
TELEMARKETER: Hello, is this Mr. (my name)?
ME: Yes, how can I help you?
TELEMARKETER: Hi! I represent the Federal Guarantee Life Insurance Company, and I'd like to talk to you about--
ME: Excuse me...there's someone at my door. Could you hold on for a moment?
TELEMARKETER: Sure!
(I go off to watch TV and return five minutes later)
ME: You still there?
TELEMARKETER: Yes.
ME: Fuck you, dickwad. --click--
by Rollo & Biff January 6, 2009
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telecaster

An early electric guitar design by Leo Fender, which has a bolt on neck, bridge and neck single coil pickups, 1 volume, 1 tone, and 3-way toggle.
If you're looking for a twangy sound, look no further than a tele.
It is still one of the most recognizable guitars today, right behind the Stratocaster and Les Paul.
Joe Strummer of The Clash is famouse for playing a Telecaster.
by thepseudofriend July 29, 2004
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Telly ting

A female who works in a hotel and sells her body to all the mandem that comes in.
Me: Yo fam u know stacey the telly ting
Friend: Ye she was making dollas for the mandem in my telly last night
by 10ksupaaneat July 11, 2017
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teletubbies

Four brightly colored asexual creatures from the mythical land of tubbyland. Tubbyland is a wonderful and most beautiful land full of hills, rich green grass, flowers, an overpopulation of rabbits, and a sun with all the common characteristics of an infant. All of the teletubbies have what appear to be television screens on their bellies. They pick up transmitions from ethnic children from everywhere around the U.S., and they all have beer bellies, hence the name, "teletubbies". This show is best watched under the influence of marajuanna.

Tinky winky = The gender confused purple teletubby that is apparently the only post-pubesent teletubby . He sports a bright red purse and is quite the leader of the pack. He has an upside-down triangle on top of his head.

Dipsy = He is the second largest one, and green male of the group. He owns a rather pimp cowskin top hat, and his head-antenna thingy resemblesthat of an erect penis.

Laa-Laa = pronounced loh-loh as in the "o" sound in the word long is the largest female of them all and has a curly deal on her head. She is yellow, with a huge rubber ball that tends to entertain the group to a slobbery stupor until they are all fascinated by the physics of its spherical splendor.

Po = The short red one with the circle on her head. she often sounds as if she were high on helium. She owns 3-wheel scooter capable of speeds of 25 MPH or higher. It gets around 3 miles to the gallon, and has around 1 1/2 horsepower.

The noo-noo = The teletubbies enjoy consuming burnt toast and what looks like pink intestinal fluids called tubby custard. They then proceed to throw the pink goo on the floor along with the toast, as if it were an accident. Thats when the noo-noo comes in. The noo-noo is a vacuum cleaner that looks like snuffalupagus from sesame street. It proceeds to suck up all the rectal discharge that they call food, and the teletubbies scold and yell "bad noo-noo" repeatedly until it rolls on back to its hole in the wall.
Dude! did you catch the new episode of the teletubbies last night? It was the shit! dipsy knocked up po and tinky winky came out in front of laa-laa! aww DAMN it was a real twist.
by ashitoys April 4, 2007
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