tele-hump

To telepathically hump or umph someone/some people, usually resulting in the ejaculation of semen into either sex's genitals.

I tele-humped Calvin after he gave me my birthday present.

by Lumi June 27, 2003

Cock Eyed and Bushy Tailed

This is wen some thing you have been workin on has major problems with it when it is finished. You stay back and look at it to see if its Cocked Eyed and Bushy Tailed

Chris: How did your cabinet turn out
Eric: Its really bad, Its all cock eyed and bushy tailed

by SteelerFan86 November 4, 2007

red tailed hawk

A derogatory slang description of a sexual maneuver, which can only occur when a girl is on her period. The man, frustrated about how disgusting it is, pulls out of the bloody vagina and flips the girl over yelling, "Caw, bitch!" Finally, he whips his bloody penis across her ass, thus the red tail.

Did you hear, Bryan gave Kris a red tailed hawk at Overnight camp last month?

by Lumiere8 July 23, 2007

teglecknickley

totally awesome; narly, cool

synonym for shanatnee and narsome

dude i think htat was like teglecknickley

by Brian holmes October 4, 2003

tele-pathetic

(noun or verb) I knew what you were thinking... and it was dumb.

Software as an industry isn't forever totally dormant so youre being tele-pathetic.

by Larry Chiang September 27, 2005

tele

teleport diablo 2 spell

Barb fuxin bo me so i can make tp u fuxor

by FuxOrZZzOwnZoRzZZ January 25, 2005

Get Tailed!

to say:fuck off piss off

the boy has to get tailed otherwise he would get a beating from the other boyz!

Get tailed boy!

we must get tailed!

by The dopest December 5, 2007