Math Teacher

A fucking pig

"No on loves you Mrs. Johnson you stupid fucking pig of a math teacher"

by Gay69er March 24, 2020

sex teacher

A teacher that has sex with their students.

When class finished Mr.Fulton asked Jess to stay back. After all the students had left he locked the door and sat down on his desk. "I wanted to talk to you about your homework" He said, "it hasn't been up to standards lately." Jess walked over to him and kneeled down and said in a sexy voice "I'm really sorry Sir maybe I can make it up to you." She unzipped his pants and started to give him a blow job. He started moaning and then all of a sudden he ripped of her shirt and unclipped her lacy black bra. She slid off her tiny skirt and as he was massaging her tits she said there double d's and then he entered her. She started moaning with joy. "Faster, Faster,Deeper, I know you can go deeper please go harder. Ohhhhh, Mmmmmm, Fuck me please please don't stop." They continued this tradition for the rest of the school year.

Thats a Sex Teacher.

by sex_teacher July 5, 2014

substitute teachers

1. Wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. During strikes, are called SCABs. Usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. If they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. Also known as subs.

2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.

That sub we had today was a real substitute teacher.

by FridgeRaider May 23, 2004

Onegai teacher

the prequal to Onegai twins

Onegai teacher has some of the hottest anime girls ever :drool:

by Ocean-asshole June 11, 2005

Teachers' Arm

When your Teacher's tricep muscle is flapping in the wind, as she writes on the chalk board.

Check out Mrs.Ferguson's teachers arm. it hangs two inches, and sways back and forth like the Maple tree outside!

by A. coates, D. Ferguson, and Thefatha January 21, 2005

TEACHER!!!!

While telling a sexually charged story, yelling profanities, or sticking waterbottles in you pants have a lookout yell TEACHER!!!!!! when a teacher is near, as not to be beaten with a paddle. FOR BEST effect every one must yell the word AS LOUd and as many times as possible(so you dont look suspicious) and then begin to dance in a robotic fashion

So i stuck a hamster in my ass and heard it scream....
lookout-TEACHER!!!! (everyone stops and dances)

by ahoboinred December 26, 2007

Biology Teacher

Teachers that are typically male oriented, Over-enthusiastic cool people that can shred on the drum set!

"Person A: Hey have you seen our biology teacher rip it out on the drums lately?"

"Person B: No, but I'd fo sho start a band with him"

by robo-dawg October 4, 2009