Spurd Taping

Using a wooden spoon to insert a turd in to a "dirty whores" mouth and then quickly securing the mouth with duct tape. Often used by "dirty bitches" during intercourse to heighten the pleasure of anal penetration. Long time advocate and active receiver of spurd taping is Tracy S. who is quoted as saying "Spurd taping is for when ass to mouth just isn't good enough."

Tracy loves it when there is spurd taping at a party because there's nothing like leaving the taste of shit in your mouth.

by raven 52386 February 12, 2015

Tyning

The process of opening the flaps of a women's vagina before lubricating.

Sofie said to her girlfriend " I'm so dry I need a good tyning tonight'

by Brown paper bag January 11, 2017

Thyping

When some some is thinking and typing.

I totally witnessed some hard core thyping when I saw Jayme thyping about her next tweet.

by TrillJaguar May 14, 2015

tying your own noose

Knowing beforehand that whatever you're about to proceed into is doomed.

20 pounds of uncut Peruvian flake (cocaine) taped to his thighs?!? Didn't anyone clue that doofusin? That's like tying your own noose if you think youre gonna make it by the coppers through customs.

"I LL show him! " she storms out of the secret cubby hole exploding towards the bedroom door.

The Black Widow turns to her prospective new mate, while munching on her husbands head.

"That crazy leggy broad is tying her own noose, if she thinks she can untangle that love connection."

by Bags Bradley January 29, 2018

tying your hoodie strings

Tying your hoodie string means you have no swag and your hair cut is so fucking bad you have to tie your strings, Also prob wear a All grey sweatshirt with red lettering

Tying your hoodie strings gets you no pussy

by Chillin like a villain March 12, 2017

Hog tying

The art of releasing methane gas from the sphincter and entrapping an oppenent or any individual for that matter in farticles by running around them as you release or immediatly after

Bob: Dude why are you randomly running in circles around me?

John: Haha im just hog tying

Bob: come on i swallowed the farticles

by John Kroll May 24, 2008

taping the gerbil

v.
1. To study hard; doing homework.

2. Anal sexual stimulation.
a. Applying a tape casing to an actual gerbil to prevent its dissolution (or unsightly claw/bite marks) in the rectum.
b. Any sort of rectal gratification.

"Damn, Gina, it really seems like Richard Gere was up last night taping the gerbil."

by Carey Lowell August 10, 2006