National Reveal Who You Wanna Travel The World With Day

Tag that person and let everyone know who is that person you wanna travel the world with❤

National Reveal Who You Wanna Travel The World With Day: Jackson wanted to travel the world with Samantha and show her/get her all the stuff she ever wanted.

by Skdjsjanfnv July 10, 2025

have handle, will travel

I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!

Husband: What do you think? Shall we go?
Wife: Yep, have handle, will travel!

by Ziggywiggle April 21, 2022

penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010

travelon

an involuntary erection induced by the vibrations created by various forms of transport

driving up the M1 motorway I was aware that I was developing a travelon

by negroponti July 2, 2009

tramel toe

The oversized "camel toe" created when a transfestite tucks their private between their legs.

I didn't know she was a dude, I just thought she was sporting a HUGE camel toe, not a tramel toe!

by Veritas Caput November 20, 2013

Travelling Shovel Of Death

Some say it thirsts for blood; others say it is an innocent implement forced to do the bidding of murderous fiends. A disturbingly recurrent murder weapon, the Travelling Shovel Of Death appears in multiple different mediums (Usually novels), wherin it is featured murdering an innocent victim.

Henry knew his street well, but he didn't like it. The parameters stretched; the shadows hid secrets; the wind, ever restless, tossed the cloaks of strangers who glared from street corners. But he was sure in his safety. He knew the number of steps to his doorway. He knew where to lift his feet a little higher to avoid tripping on sidewalk cracks hidden in the dark. He knew who to avoid - at least he thought he did, in his naiveté.

A cat was waiting on his doorstep, that night. Dark, soft fur, long legs and a thrumming purr, yellow eyes glinting with reflections of far-off streetlights.

It smiled, sharp, glistening teeth ever white against the shadow of its fur.

In 42 years, Henry had never once seen a cat smile. Perhaps a trick of the light, or an illusion, he thought. Or maybe not. He knelt, looking the cat in the eyes.

It smiled at him, wider.

Wider.

A shadow moved; soft leather brushed against carpet, and a coat loosened its folds. "You're drunk again," said the voice. "Do you know, Henry, how much I dislike drunks?"

The cat hadn't moved; Henry glanced to the side, and caught a glance of soft brown shoes.

"Mr Woon," he slurred. "Ian. Mate. I just..."

He stopped.

Mr Woon smiled at him; a slow, langorious smile, not unlike that of his cat.

Then slowly, deliberately, he rested the shovel's tip on Henry's neck.

"I dislike drunks very much, Henry," he whispered.

Then he put his foot on the travelling shovel of death, and pushed down.

by WillohWisp September 22, 2011

Traverse City Hasselhoff

When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.

My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.

by TDSMTD August 17, 2019