ta mere est bon dans lit avec ton pere

An insult used in online gaming. The insult is used mainly to insult french players that are speaking loudly over the games voice system.

Translates roughly to: your mother is good in bed with your father.

french guy: oui, le bank est sur la maison
annoyed player: omfg sdfu! ta mere est bon dans lit avec ton pere!!!

by Alienmad September 29, 2006

fuck ton

a little more than, or equal to, a ton of anything. However the ton is compressed into something no bigger than a 6 inch by 6 inch cube, throwing off the impression of being heavier than it is.

compressed anything.

i like stephanie a fuck ton.

theres a fuck ton of birds around here.

by Steve ace of lace June 27, 2006

Fuck Ton

37 gigabytes. If not applicable to data, the smallest unit of something is determined as a bit. e.g. A Fuck Ton of ants; one ant would be a bit. Eight bits to a byte, so on and so forth. That's a lot of ants.

That's a fuck ton of lasagna!

by ExLxF November 1, 2008

shit ton

A general term for a huge amount of action. Not to be confused with a tonne of shit, or a lot of stuff, rather it's used in context of taking action.

"In order to get me back he would have to prove it"
"What would he have to do?"
"A shit ton"

by Kazzemi September 26, 2008

Hogey Ton Googie Niff

That cloud, way up in the sky, that you dreaming, and hoping about one day riding, with yr falcon, yr falcon weewee.

You: One day, one day I hoped to be acquittaned with the hogey ton googie niff

by Ashlllleyy August 30, 2010

crap ton

2,000 tons or 4,000,000 lb

That ship weighs 30 crap tons

by nilethe146 August 20, 2016

Le'ton

A man who often thinks they are grown even if they are young. Loves music and sex. Has many sexual fetishes and is usually direct with what he wants and when he wants it. If a Le'ton loves you, he'll make the time for you. Sexually, he likes to be dominant and wants you to be submissive. Has a sensitive side for when the time is right, and will get you to act right, sexually, if you try to be bigger than him. Overall, he is very protective and defensive about what is his. His image is very masculine, and dominant, so it will attract other females. However, in reality, if he is with you, he has eyes only for you. He will be jealous if you talk about other males to him or look at other males, if you do this, he'll do it back, that's his revenge tactic.

Martha: "Who is that masculine man with the dominant look walking with that girl?"
Jane: "Oh that's Le'ton, don't even try it Martha, he only has eyes for that girl"

by brianasanders July 16, 2018